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I like my puns intended • views are my own

Atlanta, GA เข้าร่วม Ocak 2020
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does anyone have recommendations for something to become addicted to (healthy)
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@fake_noods Increible rotation. Happy Birthday, oat milk enjoyer!! 🎈
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oat milk enjoyer@fake_noods·
it’s friyay and the first day of spring and also MY BIRTHDAY
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emo normie@emonormie·
everything fucking sucks. hug your friends. tell them you love them in your own way. be kind to strangers and your neighbors alike. try to be involved in action against all this techno-fascist bullshit. be corny and cringe. destroy a data center
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No matter how bad things get, at least I don’t have to rely on chatgpt for advice, writing, forming opinions, or anything requiring thought
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nicole@coleteau·
do you have florida winning your bracket be honest
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chance@chanceposts·
Filled out a form for my doctor’s appointment and they sent me straight to the suicide hotline homepage #whatdoesthatmean
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This was bad and derivative of my previous work. You guys need to up your standards
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she calls me Paul Atreides because of what Muad’dib be Dune to her
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well, well, well. if it isn’t the result of my inability to make a long overdue change
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grace@graceswag·
pspspsps brunette man with glasses pspsps
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gonna start pronouncing Wednesday like wed-nes-day. nothing matters. there’s bigger fish to fry.
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hil@plume__·
it’d be great if every person on earth sincerely wanted every other person on earth to be safe and cared for and then we could all be safe and cared for
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They’re trying to draft me for the idgaf war but I’m refusing to serve. I have to keep hope.
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Debbie Downer
Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTY·
Just quit my job if ur not drinking with me ur drinking against me
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jj revanche
jj revanche@jonnoxrevanche·
What chatgpt has revealed is that a surprising large number of people want to be “seen” as intelligent, profound or insightful. Many more people than you’d assume. But they profoundly resent intellectual work or reading or study or, say, literally anything you do to get smarter
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chance@chanceposts·
Here for my physical and the nurse didn’t even ask if I’m sexually active. To be fair, I’m not, but we could have at least pretended I had a say in the matter
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There’s actually no point in scheduling doctors appointments. I’ve been 30 minutes early and 10 minutes late and I wait the same amount every time
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
“No to war and Free Palestine” — Javier Bardem at the Oscars
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Anne Hathaway I have decrypted your signals and have received your message
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