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Certified Turtle
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Certified Turtle
@chief_ofass
cigarette respecter. obesity disrespecter. 🫃
Compton, CA เข้าร่วม Ekim 2023
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Can you name the location of this medieval cathedral?
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If there’s more than one (1) woman at the gym ur not gettin on that hip abduction machine bro
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A New York City councilwoman is publicly fantasizing about killing me, and somehow I'm the threat..
Councilwoman Vickie Paladino@VickieforNYC
Load this terrorist onto a C-130, hand him a parachute, and push him out the back over Syria.
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Indian man finally acquires bobs and vagene and doesn’t know what to do with it. Like a dog chasing a car.
Daily Mail@DailyMail
Glamorous JP Morgan exec accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave: Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry trib.al/BiXXCM0
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@olgakhazan “They” also advise to give the child a STD vaccine 13 min after birth lmao
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They tell you like 3 million times while you're pregnant + right after you've given birth not to co-sleep
tradwifetoday@tradwifetoday
American women will stick a newborn in a crib across the house, hook up a speaker system, and sprint up and down the hallway several times a night. The co-sleeping Nordic brain cannot comprehend.
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Public school teachers when a 7-year-old white boy won’t stop fidgeting his leg during the mandatory two hour silent desk reading of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s “We Should All Be Feminists”
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This is awesome. Swing the bat pussy
Shep “Actuve” Lakewood@ShepHarrisLake
@PontoonDavis Cornell producing back to back terrorists of the week
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Good ol' fashioned Ivy League catcher truck stick yesterday 🔥
Disappointed no one from Brown got a retaliation lick in, but understandable as they are busy competing for an Ivy League title.
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A NYC toddler will slit your throat and shove a grenade in your mouth and it’s bitch mother will look you right in the face like it’s your fault
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JOÃO PALHINHA'S STRIKE GIVES SPURS THEIR FIRST PL WIN OF 2026. 👀 With four games remaining, can they escape the drop?
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@FabrizioRomano UEFA absolutely got this one right. Football has no room for homophobic abuse talent does not excuse discrimination. A strong punishment like this sends the right message: respect is not optional, and hateful language has consequences.
My opinion is valid!
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Gianluca Prestianni has been given a 6 games ban by UEFA, partly suspensional for ‘homophobic insults’.
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@FabrizioRomano Nice one... thanks to the organizers of UEFA.
No room for Homophobic insults
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