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Trying to get evil to admit it's wrong is even stupider than supporting evil.

@odam In part because I often skip it, and it's also the easiest meal to do fairly easily at home. So you're saying it might possibly be easy? Easy. As in easy. Fairly. But easy. #editing

@MrAndySevilla Y'all needed a Getty file image to illustrate bad parking in Texas? statesman.com/news/article/i…

@yogurttowne "Paste's music editors pick the West Sussex goth heroes' best tracks." AI, for the deck, rewrite the headline without adding any new information so I can get back to creating my art instead of this dull drudgery of editing.

@yogurttowne "We've partnered with SXSW to discover the next generation of great bands." -- or-- We are happy to take the check of a conglomerate with ex-Live Nation management. Because Indie. And Punk. Bro.

@ethangordonbeck only a @PasteMagazine dildo would call an album whose title track has a fucking marching band in it "Low-Fi."

@spurs @MichelobULTRA Where will it be broadcast in Austin?

Morning matinee on the way 🔜 #ULTRACourtside | @MichelobULTRA | #ad

@MarkJonesESPN North Texas, dummy.

@KVUE Meek reference to "a shooting." Y'all are traitors to your profession. #broadcastmajors #haircuts

@KVUE We're not wondering why you are on the air when "nothing is happening." You have a hole in your programming because ICE murdered an American citizen. FUCKING SAY SOMETHING.

Some Texans have been getting text messages claiming to be from ERCOT, saying there will be rolling power outages. kvue.com/article/news/l…

@AlexDriggars You dick. No one gives a shit about your internal dialog or shop talk or how limited your reflection on your job is.

@chimsquared Great question! The term "breaking news" usually refers to reporting on an event that is currently happening or has just happened. But it can also refer to something that the collective news media has just learned about or is just now reporting. In this case, it's the latter.

A person is dead after they were hit by a CapMetro bus Wednesday night in downtown Austin. statesman.com/news/local/art…

@PasteMagazine More than half written by @yogurttowne. It's like your own personal Kennedy Center.

Our year in review: A rare Sufjan Stevens interview, obituaries on deceased rock and roll immortals, a cover story on the artist who made our AOTY, concert reviews, an essay about the current state of Brooklyn’s DIY community, and much, much more. pastemagazine.com/?p=415786

@laurmerola "ESPN launched its **long-awaited** direct-to-consumer service" ... by fucking who?

@yogurttowne Always bought.

some updates

@JacobRTobey Keep yer @celtics fandom to yourself. Quit name-checking Simmons ffs.

@Drewdle25 until you can find a non-gimmick menu that offers a "30-piece," please let this tired fucking broadcast crutch die.

@PasteMagazine "My favorite" used six times and twice in one sentence. Get over yourself, hack.

1975's Hot 100 chart history exists in tiers: KC and the Sunshine Band, racism, instrumental songs, forgettable melodrama, good to great FM radio fodder, and a Bowie classic. pastemagazine.com/?p=414867

@nytimesbusiness Second reference much? Aerlice LeBlanc enjoyed remote ... “I got the sense there were conversations happening at work, about work things, that I wasn’t part of because I wasn’t physically there,” Aerlice LeBlanc said. tinyurl.com/2c89xhz3

@seanelliott_32 @JacobRTobey Gary Payton was a pretty good defensive point guard.

@nateryansports, when you can get into an R-rated movie without your mom, you can discuss relevance. #GoSpursGo