Chris

Each. Dot. Represents. 100. Migrants. This is what an invasion looks like:

Ref should see it's a straight red for Gabriel. VAR is pointless if it isn't correcting that very clear and very obvious error. Retrospective red should happen but probably won't meaning Gabriel won't serve a 3 game ban. That huge error could play a huge part in the title run in

Looking for an away friendly for Saturday 12th September. Mixed, sociable standard, mix of league and social players. Will consider anywhere within 2hrs of Winchester. If any club would like to host us, please get in touch. Please RT @SundayCricketer @TheFixtureMan @CFixturelist

SHEA CHARLES, THAT IS OBSCENE. 🤯☄️

Things that are legal in Afghanistan: > 𝙉𝙀𝙒: 𝘿𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 > Slavery > Child marriage > Cousin marriage > Killing “infidels” > Sexual violence against kids > Bacha bazi > Beating children > Polygamy > Honour killings Things that are illegal: > Chess > Women being visible from windows > Women showing their faces, hands, feet, eyes, legs, mouths, or any other body part > “Places of immorality” including barber shops and beauty salons > Women speaking > Women having a job > Women going to school or university > Women singing > Women leaving the house without a male escort > Women driving > Leaving Islam (life imprisonment for women if caught) > Women going to public places including parks, gyms, amusement parks, and salons > Women exercising outdoors > Women reading aloud > Women accessing healthcare without male approval and control > Homosexuality > Playing or listening to music in public > Dancing > Photographing or filming any “living things” > Any depictions of living things, including people and animals > All non-Islamic holidays > Converting from Islam > Sharing any non-Islamic material > Protesting and any forms of activism > Photographing government or military personnel, buildings, checkpoints etc. > Pork > Alcohol > Women using public transport > Women traveling long distances or flying without a male guardian > Premarital sex (only enforced against women) > Women appearing in media > Teaching subjects like democracy, human rights, or women’s studies > Books written by women > Live political broadcasts and non-state approved media > Romantic poetry > Criticism of the Taliban or Islamic government leaders

✅ Eni: "The reality is I have been good enough for 11 years!" 😤 Simon: "The sheer weight of entitlement that you seem to believe you have would re-sink the Titanic!" Simon Jordan and Eni Aluko debate her comments about Ian Wright and her role as a pundit in women's football.

My parents were married for 33 years. I never once heard the word “DIVORCE” in our house. Not during fights, money stress, hard seasons. Never. Before my wedding, my father pulled me aside and said a few things that still live in my head to this day:

I have just sat in a room all week listening to women describe how they were brutally raped by gangs of Pakistani Muslims, and how the authorities did nothing for fear of being labelled 'racist'. So please let me be abundantly clear here, @maitlis. You are full of shit.

@sspencerukk Glad it’s not just me

@Tesco Sharing photos of the metal nail found in your stir-fry veg. I bit into this and could have swallowed it. This is a serious food safety issue and after speaking to an online chat agent shouldn’t be dismissed with a £15 voucher #tesco #Shocking

Absolutely insane headline

@Keir_Starmer C U N T .

This Labour government is making your energy bills cheaper.

To help them get elected, Labour told a lie. This is the story of one of the biggest deceptions in British politics.

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass! Tax him all he has, then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and when he hollers; Then tax him more, take all his dollars Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid... Put these words Upon his tomb: ‘Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply Inheritance Tax! #BudgetDay

The whole of Britain stands with the farmers against this communist government.

We must defend the jury trial. That is absolutely vital.

🚨BREAKING: Farmers up and down the country are blocking roads flying the British flag and demanding "Labour out!" Labour is the most disliked government in all of Britain's history.