Loca Boi
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Loca Boi
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SPACEX HEADLINES $2.9T IPO SURGE, STARLINK SPINOFF COULD TRIGGER HISTORIC MARKET WAVE SpaceX is now the crown jewel of private markets, topping at a $1.5 trillion valuation. That’s over 50% of the total $2.9T expected wave. If it lists, it would be the largest space-sector IPO in history, dwarfing Blue Origin or OneWeb ambitions. What follows SpaceX is less clear. OpenAI ($500B) remains cagey, with Altman publicly claiming an IPO is “years away,” though insiders say investor pressure is mounting. ByteDance ($480B) faces geopolitical firewalls. Stripe ($106.7B) is cleaning up cap tables ahead of a long-expected debut. Databricks ($134B) says it’s ready for 2026. Anthropic ($183B) has valuation heat, but no confirmed plans. These aren’t normal valuations. They are ballooned by venture momentum, SoftBank-style markups, and record private liquidity. If SpaceX goes first, and hits, others may follow in a tech-led rebound. Sources: Yahoo Finance, Bloomberg















