cb

to this day i still have no idea why he did that shit

these guys are dumb as hell for not surrendering to daenerys bro. 3 dragons would have me out there looking like Tim Tebow

It's your Easter, look good on your Easter Chanel for your Easter, Van Cleef for your Easter It's your Easter, it's me for your Easter Get peace on your Easter, she eats, she the Easter girl

these survivor twists are so fucking stupid, theres no reason genevieve should be going home after finding 2 idols. got outnumbered by the funko pop nerd cluster. gg #JusticeForQ

bro interrupted survivor to say a bunch of bullshit. the war in fiji is a much bigger issue

called me in for a 4 day trial but didn’t put me on the jury, i walked out that bitch feelin like OJ!!!! GOD IS GOOD 🙌!!🔥

if i show up to jury duty smelling like shit will they tell me to go home

friend asked to put on the last 2 episodes of euphoria… take me back man

would you still love me at my most chinese

i’m too much of a hypochondriac to watch the pitt bro this shit is stressing me OUT

holding a candlelight vigil outside my wawa to mourn the $5 breakfast deal ending

i seriously cringe every time christian and emily show up on my screen. if they’re you’re favorites, i can guarantee you love reddit and collect funko pops. Fuck you.

ozzys tribe can’t even move the boat. damn if only we had the buff ass dude we just voted off but NO. INSTEAD WE GOT A BUNCH OF WEAK ASS FUCKING NERDS AND WERE GOING BACK TO TRIBAL. i’m seriously so fucking tired of this shit man. kill the whole tribe except ozzy.

come on man… 😔

robb stark’s girl is so bad bro i would’ve ended the war just to be with her

started washing my face but my hair gets in the way so i gotta pull up to the bathroom on some “$24.99 signature brioche burger and truffle fries served on newspaper” type shit

if emily or christian win this season im nuking the island.

gonna get a fat ass wiener dog and name him chester

when i was 13… i had my first love 🫣 therewasnobodythatcomparedtomybabyandnobodycamebetweenusorcouldevercomeabove

please stop putting ozzy on tribes with FUCKING NERDS man. yeah lets get rid of our strongest people and keep going to tribal because we're weak ass nerds, we have to stick together. ozzy got too much swag for us. This dude at camp literally SHIT HIS PANTS. "parallax" fuck off.

got summoned for jury duty #chudlife