Are We There Yet?

I’d have lawn chairs and snacks out there watching front row .

Cutest thing you'll see today on X....

Crazy use of free will here

These Halloween costumes 🤣

These dudes call this roofball and I would much rather watch it than the NBA …

This is what the internet was invented for In 1996, a King Penguin named Lala became a local celebrity in Shibushi, Japan. After being rescued from a fishing net by the Nishimoto family, he refused to return to the wild. He lived in an air-conditioned room in their home and was famous for walking alone to the fish market wearing a tiny backpack. The fishmonger would feed him a fresh fish and place another in his bag for the trip home.

This is funny no matter how many times you see it.. 🤣

Johnny Cash getting in and out of his Ferrari will be the best video you'll watch today😂

Noah strapped on his $180 Nike Air Jordans this morning—manufactured by Taiwanese contractors paying workers $2.68 per hour—and felt the revolutionary fire burning in his chest. 9:15 am: Posted "ACAB" from his iPhone 14 Pro. Apple's $3 trillion market cap makes it the most valuable corporation in human history, but Jake needed those extra camera features for protest documentation. The lithium in his battery came from Bolivian salt flats, where mining operations displaced indigenous Quechua communities. But Evo Morales opposed American imperialism, so the math works out somehow. 11:30 am: Grabbed his usual oat milk latte ($6.50) from the local coffee collective. The beans traveled 4,200 miles from a Guatemalan cooperative that pays farmers $1.20 per pound while Starbucks charges $12 per pound retail. Jake tipped $2 on his Square reader because workers deserve dignity. The collective's owner graduated from Wharton and drives a Tesla Model S. 2:45 pm: Bought a new black hoodie from an "ethical" streetwear brand. Cotton sourced from Xinjiang province, where the Chinese state apparatus runs the world's largest forced labor program. But the company's Instagram bio says "Anti-Fascist" and donates 2% of profits to local bail funds, so Jake felt good about the purchase. The hoodie cost $85. A Hanes equivalent costs $12. 7:20 pm: Ordered Thai delivery through DoorDash while ranting about gig economy exploitation. The driver earned $3.47 after expenses for a 45-minute round trip. Jake rated him five stars and added a $4 tip, then posted about dismantling capitalism on his $1,200 MacBook Air. The beautiful irony: every single transaction Jake made today strengthened the exact system he claims to oppose. But he measured his day by his stated intentions, not by where his dollars actually flowed.

@TsaAtlanta @tsa SO TELLING PEOPLE TO GET TO AIRPORT EARLY. Just let people who have flights between specific hours into airport and security lines. 2 hours ahead only

there’s a classically trained opera baritone currently working at a Chrysler dealership in Cocoa, Florida and he makes advertisements for the cars in the style of different arias and I just had to share that with everybody because he’s my favorite person in the world rn

The Prettiest Spring Cocktails You Can Make tasteofhome.com/collection/pre…

@ronsterd89 Cowboy macaroni or rice

Ground beef challenge. No spaghetti. No tacos. No burgers. What do you cook

The war meme videos are 🔥🔥🔥 🔊 ... volume up

@ThrillaRilla369 I drink a variety of flavored soda waters. I stopped sodas and lost a lot of weight

People who stopped drinking sodas what do you drink instead

@359BMW @NoDMsPerfavore Agreeeeeed

@NoDMsPerfavore Roy Clark, the greatest guitar player ever according to Hendrix.

Add only one Guitarist to this picture!!

@EmilySm43 I had Pete. Pete was the best.

Name one

Someone sent me this on WhatsApp. I’ve been weighing up if I’m brave enough to post it 🤣😂 I think I might end up dead

@MatthewSkrzypc1 @ZeekArkham I read about this. Several articles and follow up articles, in fact. A lot of the issue was people born in foreign soil or in closed military bases... however, you just call the local military office on your area and they mitigate the issue for you. People can do this.

This meme is just vibes and strawmen. The SAVE Act is not about flashing a photo ID at the polling place. It is about requiring documentary proof of citizenship to register or even update your registration after a move or name change, and that means passports, birth certificates, naturalization papers, or very specific IDs most states do not even issue. We already ran this experiment. Kansas tried a proof of citizenship requirement and it blocked about 31,000 eligible voters, then got smacked down in court. Also, the problem it claims to solve is already illegal and election experts say it is extremely rare, so you are trading real voters getting bounced over paperwork for a security aesthetic.

Democrats: “We can’t pass the SAVE Act because black folks don’t have ID.” Black folks: “No… we have ID… all of us…” Democrats: “Well… we can’t pass the SAVE Act because women who get married won’t have proper ID.” Married women: “No… we have ID that matches our new last name. Wasn’t an issue.” Democrats: “Well… we can’t pass the SAVE Act because poor people don’t have access to Kinkos.” Poor people: “Listen, we’re poor, but not *that* poor…” Democrats: “DAMMIT, YOU ALL WERE SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LINE!”

I just watched this like 8 times in a row! 🤣🤣🤣