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this is also why you can’t afraid to be corny during sex. a lot of the things you say during sex are extremely cheesy unless you’re horny. same thing with sexting lmao you just gotta let that freak flag fly

@moonylace High masking king (he’s been shut down for like three years atp)

@circussbeetle everyone thinking he doesn’t know how to use it because the slide is always over the number 9 and when they start explaining it to him he just says “yeah, i know how it works” and that’s that

Many would say spencer but i raise you aaron

Just remembered u can write a fic even if its bad. its free. its not illegal. man. lots to think about. ur trash may be someones treasure. crazy

I love em dashes so bad but lately everyone and their dog acts if they’re used in fics then it’s automatically ai like it’s NOT!! I promise I am just a nerd. and it’s making me so hyperaware of every sentence I’m writing during ch11 of instrument of pain skdjdjsndks free me

If I was a serial killer I’d choose my victims randomly but they’d all have some sort of shared trait I wasn’t aware of and was maybe selecting subconsciously which would eventually be used to figure out my next target first and capture me. Fuck I get mad just thinking about it

@ellegotaway Canon as fuck

@circussbeetle may i propose the fact that penelope gifted this to him?

being a fanfic writer is fun because I had a bahn mi for lunch and now so is Spencer Reid

@nabakovienne @freewheelingace COME BACK TO US SANGUINEDREAM I THINK ABT THEM EVERY DAY

@rockitt_blue @goldrushreid Oh u know it ldsk is an important chapter in the hotchreid bible

@circussbeetle @goldrushreid got that whole ep memorized, huh?

why does spencer have a gun in this flashback if he kept failing his qualifications…he didn’t get his gun until after LDSK & in this flashback he’s referred to as a new agent so it’s pre s1

UNRWA says child malnutrition cases in Gaza are rising again as the U.S. and Israel continue to severely restrict basic humanitarian aid to Gaza:

On Tuesday, we open the doors to the first library established amidst the genocide in Gaza. 📚 Thank you all for your support.❤️

Every single person pushing BS “social media addiction” moral panic slop and claiming that forcing Meta/other tech companies to collect even MORE data is somehow “holding them accountable” is paving the way for digital ID

A West Oakland resident posted this video on Threads asking people to contact city officials and the number in the video to demand that the over 70 female trees marked to be cut down, be left alone. Female trees are vital to ecological balance and trees lower surface temperature

Happy birthday to every aunties hall pass pick

One of if not THE most unsettling unsubs in all of criminal minds god i love Tim Curry

@ellegotaway Emphasis on NAAASTY

hotchreid nasty gay kissing😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Spencer Reid’s vendetta against vegetables is genuinely the funniest thing ever 😭