cleofis

farting in such a way that my healthcare providers are concerned

@ayroned k well now you kinda gotta right

lmaoooo look what yall did

@ayroned quick pump & chill

should I kill myself at this awful bday party we got invited to and ruin the already awful vibes?

@hlovo_ hell yeah

She’s a functioning drug addict 😭😭

@Kgothatsoxo jfc 😂

Till today I still don’t know what that analog button was used for on the PS 2 controller 😭

@Jbanklestankle1 was rapidly approaching.

@cle0fis It happens the best of us

@EvanLuthra what in the alabama

🚨BREAKING: The CEO of the most valuable private company in history is being sued by his own sister for s*xual abuse. A judge just allowed the case to move forward. Annie Altman filed an amended lawsuit on April 1, 2026 in St. Louis federal court accusing her brother Sam Altman of sexually abusing and raping her between 1997 and 2006. She says the abuse started when she was 3 years old and he was 12. A judge dismissed the original claims because the statute of limitations expired in 2008. But he allowed her to refile under Missouri's Childhood Sexual Abuse law. She did. The case is now active. Sam Altman denied everything. Called it extortion. Filed a defamation countersuit against his own sister based on social media posts she made between 2021 and 2024. His family says she has mental health challenges. Annie posted videos saying she was "touched by older siblings" and that "an almost tech billionaire" molested her. The judge said those statements make it reasonable to infer she meant Sam Altman. This is the same man whose own board of directors fired him in 2023. Former board member Helen Toner said two senior executives came forward with screenshots and documentation. They used the words "psychological abuse." Said he was lying and manipulating people. Said they had no belief he could change. The board fired him secretly because they knew he'd try to undermine them. He came back five days later. Employees were told either Sam comes back or the company dies. This wasn't his first time. The management team at his first startup Loopt went to the board twice asking to fire him for "deceptive and chaotic behavior." He was reportedly pushed out of Y Combinator too. Every safety leader who clashed with him left. Musk. Sutskever. Amodei. When Jan Leike resigned he said "safety culture has taken a backseat to shiny products." OpenAI was forcing departing employees to sign agreements saying if they ever criticize the company they lose all their equity. Millions of dollars. When it leaked Altman said he didn't know. The CEO didn't know what was in his own exit contracts. He asked Scarlett Johansson to voice ChatGPT. She said no. Twice. They made a voice that sounded just like her anyway. Altman tweeted "her" on launch day. She had to hire lawyers to get them to stop. Forbes says he's worth $3.3 billion. The Musk trial starts April 27. His sister's case is now active. His own board fired him for lying. His own executives called it psychological abuse. And this is the guy the world is trusting with AI.

@notsack3 sweet

dude

what are we even doing anymore April 2026

@ohheyitstmas have u seen how salad eaters absolutely stab their forks into their salads like its murder

Why would anyone choose to eat a salad

Today I learned I'm delusional. I'm okay with that.

@ttiimmees gm

Gm

dude ever since i heard vapes are a deep space conspiracy to get us to like sucking robot dongs i havent been the same

@G0VannyG0 those girls killed their friend in the woods that one time. thats why

Slenderman How has he not gotten a movie yet?

@Jam2go poncho grail

can i wear this or would it be stolen valor?

@chiefdegen Respectfully 😂😂

"If I were you" … Respectfully, If you were me you would have blown your shit clean off by now. Js

@cryptorover wild wild west

California just passed a bill to seize Bitcoin left idle on exchanges. After 3 years of inactivity, assets can be taken by the state under 'Unclaimed Property' laws. This is theft!

@ns123abc weird ass mfs

🚨 Annie Altman Files Amended Lawsuit Alleging Sexual Abuse & Rape By Sam Altman > alleges abuse from 1997-2006 > family home in clayton, missouri > began when she was 3, he was 12 > ended when she was 12, he was an adult > forcible touching, oral sex, molestation, sodomy, rape Original claims dismissed as time-barred (expired 2008). But the Judge allowed refiling under Missouri’s Childhood Sexual Abuse statute Annie seeks jury trial + punitive damages based on Sam’s $3.3 billion net worth Sam Altman denies all allegations: > calls lawsuit “extortion” Annie’s lawyer: > she will “continue gathering evidence” Case proceeds.