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Governor anakua summoned na Senate aseme mbona kuna substandard drugs ilikua procured, alafu anasema alisahau reading glasses nyumbani na hawezi soma hizo receipts bila.

Politician development agenda Stadiums ✅✅✅ Markets ✅✅✅ Boda boda sheds ✅✅ Airports ✅✅ Churches ✅✅ Branded relief food ✅✅ Handouts ✅✅ Schools ❌❌❌ Hospitals ❌❌❌ Properly planned cities ❌❌❌ Good roads ❌❌❌ Jobs for the youth ❌❌❌

If only our elite in media were responsible, arbitrary fraud like today's raise in fuel prices should have been their main concern to public

Fuel Crisis: Vestiges of conflict of interest and state capture pervasive in all sectors. bit.ly/3uV4KeU

The biggest SINGLE threat to Kenya's unity, economy, politics, public land, public coffers is Ruto. He gets adrenaline rush over gov't land.

Watched an Alex Mwakideu interview the other day he was talking to the legendary judge from Vioja Mahakamani. Millennials, you know her ~That no-nonsense mama who took zero nonsense in that courtroom. Now here’s the wild part they never had scripts. Not a single one. They’d just show up, pick roles, agree on the case, and go. Cameras rolling, take one, done. So every punchline Alphonse Makacha and Dot Makokha ever dropped? Pure improvisation. No rehearsal. Nothing prepared. Just talent doing its thing in real time. Kenya really had something special with that crew. And here’s the part that gets me AG Amos Wako was fully behind the show. He’d supply them with real court cases and actual judgments from Kenyan courts. So when the judge passed her verdict on screen, it wasn’t made up. It was legally accurate, straight from the constitution. Comedy on the surface. Civic education underneath. That’s a level of craft most productions today can’t touch. Golden era. Salute to those legends. 🫡

Aura. #UCL

This one goes hard. 🥶

A remontada is in the air tonight folks

This kid is iconic 😂😂

Ukianza kuona tweets za jacob juma tl jua kuna maandamano inakaribia.

RT @AbsoluteBruno: Bro wtf😭😭

Even with the fuel levy tax, excise tax, dev. tax and any other tax inclusive, pump prices in Kenya shouldn't exceed sh40 per litre.

Breaking update on fuel Prices: EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the month of April 15 to May 14, 2026. — Super petrol up by Sh28 to Sh206 per litre — Diesel up by Sh40 to Sh206 — Kerosene remain Unchanged.

Jubilee has been stealing a min. of sh400b a year, for 3yrs, they have stolen sh1.2 trillion enough to run the gov't for a year without tax

At first, it feels like your partner is Godsent, but as time goes on, you realise that God knows nothing about this person.

Breaking Update: Kenya has officially reduced VAT on fuel from 16% to 13%. The new rate applies to petrol, diesel and kerosene from April 15 to July 14, 2026.

May the misfortune of marrying the wrong woman never befall you gents.

Your money is not enough for girls . Go buy yourself something nice

I got 30 years on this Earth, & I ain't seen anything like this😭😭🔥😳🔥