cosmo

@thereisnobeth want to*

@thereisnobeth it's definitely real but like a few other people have said the discomfort it causes would not make me want go have sex. it feels like you're getting pinched really hard

firm believer that "blue balls" is 100% a myth made up to pressure woman into sex

@Liv_Agar keems tar isa.. no that can't be it

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how it feels wanting to play games and all your friends are in vc but you're at work

@basedondennis what car was this taken in

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

@north0fnorth i believe in saugatuck supremacy

not to mention grand rapids, battle creek, muskegon, petoskey, saugatuck, sault ste. marie, marquette, grosse pointe, grand haven, iron mountain, and so many more

one thing you have to give michigan is that all of their place names have incredible aura. detroit? awesome. dearborn? delightful. hamtramck? lovely. flint, saginaw, ypsilanti, ann arbor, traverse city, pontiac, charlevoix, cadillac, kalamazoo, romulus. a whole state of bangers

@geckotailzz abortion

4chan son or 9gag daughter

@tippity set the warehouse on fire

work giving us donuts on our break instead of extra holiday pay for memorial day

i went here and everyone knew you

@aevelyin you should love yourself NOW!

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dude made a chudjak of himself for the farmer's market lmao

@north0fnorth Gary, Indiana looks beautiful this time of year

naperville

@foxfoxboyboy if the intercooler was black this would be clean as hell

this Chaser is calling to me. Im imagining myself picking up a beautiful transsexual woman up in it for our dinner date at Portillos and awkwardly explaining to her that i find it funny that I'm driving a Toyota Chaser. Absolute kino.

@aevelyin i've heard good things about au cheval but it may be a bit pricy

americans may you recommend me some good food around nyc 🤔🤔 i wanna eat the best yall got to offer

@swooqp mf didn't even put the weather app smh

@shmuwu_ no, i don't think i will

STOP PUTTING FOUR RAM STICKS IN YOUR PCS OH MY GOD

@swooqp I can't find Gogurt and I'm going to LOSE MY MARBLES

@The_Bunny_Doll Your insurance provider reading this like

As a passenger I've given my bf road head before, and let him suck my toes while driving, on very very long car journeys I've gotten bored enough to start flashing my tits to other drivers too, that's always really funny. As a driver I've gotten my TT up to 140mph, the fastest it can go without getting the limiter removed, I've lost traction multiple times in the wet and ended up skidding/drifting while managing to keep control. The craziest thing I did in my miata was flipping it over a roundabout and completely writing it off 😭

@LunaAngelDog www

TWO FULL MONTHS This is the longest I’ve been clean in a good while, I’m extremely proud of myself and I got all the lovely people I get to call my friends to thank for that 🤍