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@coldandabsurd

biblically accurate clown

they/she เข้าร่วม Eylül 2009
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Holly@coldandabsurd·
This is a remarkably silly use of both my time and Twitter and I don’t know if people will go for this sort of thing but I’ve decided to write a haiku inspired by each episode of @taskmaster. One series per day to start with, might slow down for the longer ones.
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#Taskmaster New Year’s Treat 5 (+extras) Source of greatest pride A ripe, bursting ovary and Osman’s deck chair Don we now our gloves An obvious trick revealed Sand spills from our hands Regret is funny A gift for foot fetishists Skullfucker-soaked cake
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Series 18, episode 10 My buttocks are clenched A rubber glove snaps nearby Danger is too close
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Holly@coldandabsurd·
This is a remarkably silly use of both my time and Twitter and I don’t know if people will go for this sort of thing but I’ve decided to write a haiku inspired by each episode of @taskmaster. One series per day to start with, might slow down for the longer ones.
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Christmas Special 2024 Evel Knievel declared the opposite of Erin Brockovich
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Key v Watson Training Game Footage uncovered The Scottish vernacular Horne is in trouble
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It’s a bit of fun Here are some No More Jockeys haiku submissions
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@GuzKhanOfficial Did you see a contestant on Junior Taskmaster wrote a poem about her favorite celebrity- you!
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In the face of everything the last week has given us, the generosity of community continues to impress me. Thank you everyone who has shared and donated so far. I definitely wouldn't say no to more (to avoid debtor's prison) but we have enough to get the ball rolling on her care.
Holly@coldandabsurd

Our beloved dog Val had a sudden medical emergency on Friday, we have had her at multiple vets since. She needs an intensive surgery to save her life & the bills are piling up. If you’d like to help with the costs, any contribution helps. Thank you ❤️ gofund.me/17f0b361

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Holly@coldandabsurd·
Our beloved dog Val had a sudden medical emergency on Friday, we have had her at multiple vets since. She needs an intensive surgery to save her life & the bills are piling up. If you’d like to help with the costs, any contribution helps. Thank you ❤️ gofund.me/17f0b361
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Holly@coldandabsurd·
Opened twitter for the first time in a few days, saw "Rick Scott for Senate Leader" trending, thought about killing myself. For those so inclined:
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Holly@coldandabsurd·
@watsoncomedian You'll never build up a following there if you keep all the photos of your parents twitter-exclusive.
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Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky
Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky@watsoncomedian·
I do think the below site will potentially work out as an alternative to this. It is virtually a clone. It resembles Twitter in 2008 (yes I have been here that long); not many idiots/bots but not at peak fun yet. Just needs people to slowly build that culture we once had here.
Irvine Welsh@IrvineWelsh

At the end of August 2024 Blue Skies had 6 million followers. Now it has 18 million, and is lot livelier as a result. It feels like the original Twitter, with generous, informed, gracious discussion and not infested by robots, right wing incels and puerile propagandists.

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There’s just nothing to even say.
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I cannot stop fucking trembling this is frankly embarrassing
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Patrick S. Tomlinson
Patrick S. Tomlinson@stealthygeek·
The right to abortion lost in FL after winning by 14 points, because the FL GOP changed the rules so any amendment had to win with 60% in a vote that got less than 60%.
jordan@JordanUhl

Democracy!™️

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@deansnuggles I just went through your Google drive and I feel less like dying thank you for your service
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@deansnuggles Cope is legendary but the Bobo post it tweet kills me every time
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Holly@coldandabsurd·
@3ndlessgalaxies There was some bullshit about Cobb county mail ballots getting mailed YESTERDAY and now thousands of people (some out of state) having to vote in person or not at all. Turnout is good but I feel like all the crucial states have instilled so much voter suppression since 2020
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Georgia polls close soon aghhh I literally have not been following anything this year like I did in 16 and 20 is there any chance at all it goes blue this year or no?
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A therapist in this office is somehow QUADRUPLE BOOKED in the same hour on ELECTION DAY
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@altsunthinkable That sticker is great. Sorry we have to count on y’all and PA now to save us all since Florida fucked everyone 😒
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