Colin Chapman

The moment Lady Gaga threw her pick at me on Monday night. I can die happy ❤️❤️ The pick is now under armed guard 🤣 @ladygaga Lady Gaga The Mayhem Ball London Opening Night - O2 Arena - Garden Of Eden youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8VXYz… via @YouTube

Everything you feared about appointing a journeyman manager is coming horribly true and he’s being found out. Sorry but this is only going to end one way - if we get rid now we may just stay in league 1. #ecfc #caldwellout

@MrBee20015910 @BBCSport And a merry Christmas to you too 😙

@BBCSport If I saw Cucurella in the street I’d two foot the cunt above the knee. Fucking cheating, dolly haired prick.

Chelsea move to within two points of Liverpool at the top of the Premier League. #BBCFootball #CHEBRE

@everythingwesty @santanderukhelp @santanderuk Us too - payments from Thurs onwards not paid and no update since 9.15 this morning despite promises of regular updates.

@santanderukhelp @santanderuk still awaiting all our elavon card payments to arrive from Friday onwards - any idea how much longer ?

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‘Football is a results business’ says Rooney following his sacking. Somebody please point this out to Caldwell and the board at #ecfc

September the 16th. That’s the day City last won a league game. What other club would put up with this shitshow? It’s great to be ‘different’ but not at the expense of the very sport we play. The board sleepwalking into L2… #ecfc

From Devon Live. Does he and the board really think it’s a small minority. I’m struggling to find anyone that wants him to be kept. Delusional… #ecfc

Exactly this. Giving a manager with his track record a contract that doesn’t give us a get out based on performance is criminally negligent. #ecfc

#ecfc board might want to grab a dictionary and look up the world ‘untenable’.

Enough really is enough. The Caldwell experiment has failed miserably. If the board insist on sticking with him then L2 looks a certainty. #ecfc

I was unsure either way but after 9 defeats in 10 games and the very likely possibility that this time next week we’ll be in the bottom 4, it really is time for #caldwellout #ecfc

Revisited the final episode of Six Feet Under. Beyond its normal brilliance, I don’t think the last 10 minutes have been equalled for such moving, touching & devastating television. @sixfeetunder

Allowing Nombe to leave without a clear, immediate goal scoring replacement signed up is looking criminally negligent. Was the £1 m worth it if we go down? #ecfc

I know it’s a problem across the league but identifying and securing a proven goal scorer before allowing Nombe to leave is hugely costing us now and it’s going to be a long haul till January… #ecfc

You can shove cup competitions if that’s how we play afterwards. Absolutely piss poor all over the pitch (excluding the goalie). Looked completely rudderless. #ECFC

The Sphere thanks its human creators as it inches toward sentience

Following @OfficialECFC from poolside at @WynnLasVegas. Come on City!

Not for all the tea in China…

‘Winnable tie’ appears to be trending…. 😀 #ECFC

End the league right now 😀 #ecfc