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Because this show is about couples finding love through this experiment and not stupid dumb childish drama they are obviously going to spend the entire dinner party focusing on the only couple that is not a train wreck..Stella & Fillip right? right? #MAFS #MAFSAU

Alissa is not as good an actress as she clearly thinks she is. She is coming as fakey mcfakerson's super fake sister #MAFS #MAFSAU

Bec: "Stella!! You can't just yell my lies across the room at the person I'm making them up about...not cool!" #MAFS #MAFSAU

So South Australia has the most solar and wind - yet the highest power prices and it's totally unreliable - yeah ok let's do that all over Australia! 🙄🙄 We are being scammed on a MAJOR scale - wake up people!

@SkyNewsAust Give it another week. This government is changing their tune more often than a busker tuning his guitar on a Sunday afternoon.

Labor will not go down the path of “Covid-style” measures to manage the ongoing fuel crisis, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has said ahead of a National Cabinet meeting this week. skynews.com.au/australia-news…

@Ryandally08 Great, he answers an average of 20 questions a day in question time. Has he tried spending time governing the country and actually solving the problems of the people who rely on his stupid government to act on their behalf? And no, the opposition is no better..they are idiots too

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese holds a bizarre press conference to say “I’ve been accountable” before adding “this is my 2nd press conference this year” “I stood in question time for over an hour” and “took 22 questions on Monday” “I’m pretty accountable”

@newscomauHQ Clearly the solution to people struggling to make ends meet because of huge cost of living increases is to go spend $30k - $150k on a new electric car. I swear our prime minister is so out of touch you need to strap yourself to a spacex rocket just to find him.

As the Liberals propose a $50 a week fuel cut the Prime Minister has given some advice to Aussie motorists struggling with the fuel crisis. Full story: bit.ly/4rVW0Ao

In memory of Mel 🩷 instagram.com/p/DWQ_F73kfvl/

@DailyMail Very sad and I feel for her family & friends. My age too, gone way too soon.

MAFS star Mel Schilling has died aged 54, just days after revealing cancer had spread to her brain trib.al/sQ3oCAE

I feel sorry for those cows, this is awkward as fuck! Those cows are 5 minutes away from pretending to look at their watch and suggesting they have a prior appointment somewhere to get slaughtered....just to get out of there #MAFS #MAFSAU

Look I'm not saying Alissa's mum was one of the people who voted one nation in the South Australian election but....maybe? #MAFS #MAFSAU

I'm hearing Bec's version of hers and Danny's relationship and how awesome it is and how she's planning their future together...and then I'm looking at Danny who looks like a cat that accidentally fell in a dog fighting pit with 6 angry pitbulls and it's a bit weird #MAFS #MAFSAU

Sam seems very surprised that the guy who wrote leave on the couch and very clearly is not into him and wants to leave the show is not being super attentive and sucking up to him. If only there were some subtle signs of why....It's a fucking mystery! #MAFS #MAFSAU

@7NewsBrisbane As petrol prices soar, what about both major parties taking responsibility for their stupid decisions that have lead to us being in this situation and finding other ways to fix the problem besides blaming us & making only our sacrifices the solution? #Petrol #CostofLiving

As petrol prices soar, what about leaving the car at home and finding other ways to get around? #Petrol #CostofLiving

@7NewsSydney Firstly I wouldn't even notice if ABC shows went off air so...do your worst! Secondly as a tax payer and therefore paying for their salaries I'm prepared to hold out paying them as long as they want to strike. Hell I'll A.I. generate some shows to replace them if needed.

The ABC's live programs are expected to be thrown off air on Wednesday, with staff going on strike for the first time in 20 years over a pay dispute.

I've seen hostage videos that are more convincing that they aren't being coerced than this couch performance from Danny. He can't say he is in love with Bec, he won't ever be in love with Bec...because he's NOT IN LOVE with Bec! #MAFS #MAFSAU

@QBCCIntegrity You know what...I'd settle for low inflation, stable interest rates, cheaper energy prices, affordable housing, industry paying it's fair share of tax especially for our natural resources & safe communities...do you have any of that in your bag of government tricks these days?

BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese confirms that its government acts on behalf of industry and foreign agenda, suggesting that Australia as we know and loved it will cease to exist. This is an openly HOSTILE regime.

See I'm just like Bec...I know it might seem like I say absolutely terrible nasty things about all these horrible scum sucking assholes that apply to be on #MAFSAU but..in reality it's the people who like & share those tweets who are really doing the damage, not little ole me! 😉

Holy shit...I just noticed they actually have food at these dinner parties. 13 seasons of this show it's taken me to realise they actually feed them whilst they all act like drunken bitter psychopaths....who knew! I honestly thought they all just ate angry pills! #MAFS #MAFSAU

You are right Bec, Gia is just hurting Alissa and David by revealing what a nasty, two faced, mean bitch you have been in text messages...you know what else you are?...a terrible judge of character. Imagine trusting Gia of all people! #MAFS #MAFSAU