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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor. #DadJokes

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. #DadJokes

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows. #DadJokes

Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up. #dadjokes

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important. #DadJokes

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family. #DadJokes

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. #DadJokes

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood. #DadJokes

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess. #DadJokes

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar. #DadJokes

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line. #DadJokes

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now. #DadJokes

How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them) #DadJokes

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. #DadJokes

How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane. #DadJokes

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. #DadJokes

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. #DadJokes

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s. #DadJokes

What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue. #DadJokes