Cooper key

Quit doing everything for people who don’t appreciate it.

REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Paul Skenes baseball.

@MikeyOver1 @MikeyOver1 the trust is always there! You the goat 🐐

That’s how you get one the hard way. Florida ML ✅ We move and groove.

Quick trip done lost its fucking mind. Charging $8.52 for a can of snuff. There better be gold in it.

Probably got a double bogey on this hole.

@RowdyDecker That’s the best. I can blame my shitty golf game on the wind.

Anyone wanna play golf tomorrow?

Last year was a blast and I’m so excited to be headed back. See ya in T-minus 10 hours red river.

Every time.

You pretty much have to be heartless these days.

Should @kage_69 get this fresh cut?

This whole not being able to sleep shit is wack.

I always say I’m going to bed early and end up staying awake until 1am. The struggle in the morning is actually real.

@cooper_key Did it all for you big guy

@jacobpokluda You also shot like a 57. Show off

@cooper_key I did not drop the F bomb 20 times

If you don’t drop the F bomb at least 20 times on the course did you really even play golf?

Anyone trying to golf today

What’s a man gotta do to find a decent woman these days. Asking for a friend.

If anyone is interested in getting a bookie feel free to dm me and I will get you hooked up.

The cowboys stress me out so much.

Just had some random person add me on Snapchat and they asked what I looked like so I sent a picture and they deleted me. I hate my life 😂😂