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@corialias

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Nova Scotia, Canada เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2009
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Sportsnet PR@SportsnetPR·
A joint statement from Sportsnet and CBC:
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@KatiePMcGrady weird to who? no one is paying that much attention
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Katie Prejean McGrady
Katie Prejean McGrady@KatiePMcGrady·
I really need America to adopt gelato culture, because what do you mean it’s almost 2 o’clock and I can’t just pop out for an afternoon ice cream in New York City without it seeming weird
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@mcarv_s the equivalent would be like. shocked that an American doesn't know about New Glasgow, then asking if NYC and California are in the same province
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🌸🌺🌼🌹@mcarv_s·
sometimes i feel crazy because the americans i work with will be confused as to why i don’t know a town with a population of 5,000 somewhere in illinois and then ask me questions like “are alberta and toronto in the same state?”
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deaf kennedys@thamosdeaf·
It’s funny to me that the Seinfeld episode about jacking off got all the buzz when there’s an episode where George talks about eating pussy so badly that he got tapped on the shoulder like the manager coming to the pitcher’s mound to relieve him.
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@Emu52May has anyone gotten an actual answer to what "sweet starchy goo" is being referenced. because I'm lost. a general disdain for condiments?
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@barbarismcrit I saw an ad for an app where you pretend to order food. it said something like "and then your craving is gone." i should have taken a screenshot but it was so evil I just recoiled
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cori@corialias·
the idea that body size was neutral was never suggested once to me as a kid. the closest thing I ever got to a nice comment was people saying maybe I would lose weight someday like kids wouldn't be my friend, or their parents wouldn't let them, because I was fat
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cori@corialias·
man I was born in 87 so I was a kid in the 90s. but I was a fat kid in the 90s, so I was treated like a subhuman tumor by other kids AND adults. so I very much remember the outrageous 90s culture around food and body size
Candace D.@DiaryofaSickGrl

One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it

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cori@corialias·
when my youngest cat Geddy was small, she ran through my legs at the exact right moment so that my ankle scooped her up under the armpits and she was gently but firmly tossed underhand-style across the room, where she landed safely. and she's a thrillseeker, so she LOVED it.
Ellie going to vc@basilYam

Ok so returning to this tweet now that I have my own cat - the freaking animal kamikazis himself in front of my feet as I’m moving at speed. He dives into my path and I hit him hard enough to drive air out of his lungs regularly! I am not trying to do this, he insists!!! I assumed after a couple weeks he would learn, but actually he has only become more bold?? Maybe he enjoys it?

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Arnab Datta
Arnab Datta@ArnabDatta321·
Anniversary of one of the funniest tweet sequences I've ever seen from @jdcmedlock
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@CuriousBunnie12 "sperm you can incubate" when the radfem doesn't understand how babies are made
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bunnie@CuriousBunnie12·
ahh okay so easy to justify never doing anything by saying “well I hate women anyway!!” anything to justify being angry online forever. no organizing, no nothing, just posts and tweets.
pro@PlNKG0RE

@CuriousBunnie12 neither are you, and you never will. i have no one to organize with, i support the few women who actually strive for a change, why would i support someone like you? you’d sell all of us for some male’s sperm you can incubate, all the efforts down the drain lmfao

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@zaryaismywife then Kevan in the epilogue for a second like "what, IS Tyrion in the walls?"
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splat 🛡️🌳🐉@zaryaismywife·
unfortunately i do laugh every time cersei literally says “tyrion is in the walls”
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