nicole

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

I'm never beating the easily irritated allegations.

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

The older I get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don't fill me in, i don't want to know anything about anyone

i firmly believe girlfriends should be allowed to sit in your lap whenever they want

only thing i’m fucking is funny

i love my girlfriend so much i would take a bullet for her i love my wife she is the prettiest woman ever

why can’t new york city be in a better country

I think we ALL have anniversaries

you knew you was up late if you was watching brandy & mr. whiskers

ready to come home to my woman.

Congress is taking a two week recess beginning tomorrow. FROM WHAT???? WHAT HAVE Y'ALL DONE TO DESERVE A FUCKING SPRING BREAK????

i need to have my girlfriend in my lap this second

How the hell is this country gonna host the World Cup when the airports don’t even work

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

Audibly cringing every time I hit a pothole so my car knows I don’t like it either

im so in love with my girlfriend, i am the luckiest girl in the world to have a real life angel love me, she is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen with the most sweet and kind nature to match, she is sunlight and warmth and contentment

my wife is the prettiest.

i'm just someone's weird sister

growing my bush so i can donate it to men that are balding