Texanus Giganticus

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Texanus Giganticus

Texanus Giganticus

@couchsecurity

pronouns: chad/thundercock

Houston, TX เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2011
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
The absolute best way to make your cast iron skillet nonstick: 🧵1/418
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@Dozy_Doats yes, literally every single country on the planet has to cook brisket this way And every single other cut of meat that's collagen heavy. Every collagen rich soup in Asia, every roast. you cannot avoid a low temperature slow cook. Your ignorance of food science is a choice.
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Mayor Erik Gomez
Mayor Erik Gomez@erikgomeztx·
@Dhayworth22 You can’t compare Paxton’s record to Cornyn’s…. Cornyn has never: •Cheated on his wife •Been impeached •Paid millions in taxpayer funds for firing whistleblowers •lied about his residency •made millions upon millions through his office
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Daniel Hayworth
Daniel Hayworth@Dhayworth22·
Notice how John Cornyn hasn’t even tried to run on his record compared to Ken Paxton’s. Big reason for that.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@Dhayworth22 I think all of his accounts finally blocked me on here because I kept responding to inquire which end of the glory hole he was on before he paid into the congressional hush fund
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Diane Yap
Diane Yap@RealDianeYap·
Get married young and have babies? It'll work out fine if he's a traditional, religious man? Let's see. Of the 9 women on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: 5 are divorced and/or with their 2nd+ baby daddy 2 are separated/considering divorce 2 are still married Not great.
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Sofia
Sofia@Sofia50020Sofia·
You pull up to pick your girl up for a date and you find her like this What do you do?
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Lord Miles Official
Lord Miles Official@real_lord_miles·
Tonsillectomy wound ruptured, going to A&E, pray
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@WallStreetApes I swear this account is pathologically incapable of understanding how compound interest works. We learned this in high school at the absolute latest.
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
American logs into her federal student aid account so we can see her actual loans and payments - She took out a $49,548.74 loan - She’s made 120 payments, paying $25,558.36 - Her current balance is $50,121.33 So after paying $25,558.36, she now owes more than she took out “It's all such a scam”
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump posts footage of New York City in 1929 Trump is reminiscing about an America that isn't flooded with 3rd world savages and destroyed by modern leftist policies 🇺🇸 FULL MAGA!
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@AlejAvilaG camels, eye of the needle, etc. it's not a guarantee but it does present challenges.
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leandrA_
leandrA_@AlejAvilaG·
Believing wealth is inherently immoral is a cognitive limitation. Virtue is not tied to poverty, nor corruption to wealth. Money is merely a tool — character is the true measure.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@intotheweids The cheesecake was so ass and yet I had to get it every single time I was a kid (or at least when the parents said we had the money)
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@ShamashAran I tweaked my SI joint picking up a cat dish. I was basically out of commission for 2 weeks.
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Sensurround
Sensurround@ShamashAran·
I coughed and pulled something in my back Getting old sucks
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@TiffanyFong tried. every time I walked in to an audition they started yelling "Gojira" and running away
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Tiffany Fong
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
Japan needs you.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@GravySauceCream thank God there's food on my timeline that isn't whatever the hell South Carolina barbecue hash is supposed to be. this looks delicious. I don't even care about the hot sauce wars.
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Justin Credible
Justin Credible@GravySauceCream·
wild teal and andouille gumbo on the menu tonight. who comin over?
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@RealDianeYap I'm pretty sure it was yesterday that you made a post about men needing to be a certain level of skinny. " just don't be fat" is not exactly a high bar.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
You're at a young enough age that guys aren't yet used to women having gone through a crazy spell. You had a certifiably crazy spell, and you came out the other end of it lovely. I don't think you'll end up with a problem, even if today you feel like you have one. You know better than most sometimes the way we feel is not reality.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@elonmusk I see half naked Japanese thots instead of liberal bullshit so I don't hate it.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Algorithm is better today than 3 months ago?
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