Chatpata_mard

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@crazymanifester

Please be nice. Bonus if you can match my freakuency

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miia@miiagarro·1d

basically the hottest thing u can do is be kind

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Shivam Bahuguna@JanusBlinked·13h

Full sapot to whatever lifeofpujaa is doing. As I have always said, I love it when cultural media breaks gatekeeping containment. Every time a kid in a tier 3 town in Uttar Pradesh listens to Arctic Monkeys, an angel gains wings.

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gold, frankenstein, and myrrh@MrNarci·14h

so, there was this government change around 2014…

yuvi@iamyuvii_24

Who told Bollywood to stop making movies like this.

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·10h

As dumb it might sounds it is a very good question, and has an involvement of some amazing nervous and hormonal pathways.

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Shobhit@Shobhit3103·11h

I’m honestly seeing a lot of cis/straight influencers speak about the trans bill but so many content creators who THRIVE on them being trans and trans culture have said zero words about it

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·10h

Cooked chilli paneer from scratch & bought the fried rice from canteen for Rs 140 and saved appx Rs 300 by not ordering in the kung pao paneer & butter garlic rice combo But then got tempted and ordered a cheesecake so used up the saved amount :( (reusable plates ofc no washing)

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Dusk@DuskJohn1·1d

P₁V₁ = P₂V₂

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·15h

@orangelayslover Theere is a bandana in the same print as your shirt, that would complete the fit so well

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suf@orangelayslover·16h

not me matching with my hotel room

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tt✮⋆@Bluebirdeyessss·1d

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"

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ravn@mfnravn·3d

“i don’t give a flying fuck” is funny as hell bc why the fuck flying

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·18h

@bucky_astir 😭😭😭😭

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Bucky@bucky_astir·18h

@crazymanifester Try kids section 😭

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·18h

If I'm 5'7 what size should I wear to do this??? (Also Asking God for a Flat tummg pls)

alex@cujadf

I like how all my Zara shirts are a little tooo short (I’m 6’5 btw) and offer a tasteful view to my boxers and belly button

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·18h

Whenever any random person on a street interview asks you " would you date a feminist girl" (your first answer although should be yes) your first question should be "what do you think being a "feminist girl" mean? And watch them utter dogshit from their mouth.

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·18h

"People only care how much you know, if they know how much you care"

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·20h

Profs at my college could never. Like all the biggest pile of corrupt and non empathetic people just falsifying data and extracting cheap labour from students are at my college only.

Abhijit Majumder@abhijit_MLab

Recently gave a talk titled “PhD: What the F?!” For me, the most important “F” was “friends”, followed by “focus” and “failure”. What about you?

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Chatpata_mard@crazymanifester·20h

I wonder, people who have good relationship with their body and feel they are beautiful/hot/pretty/handsome (for most days ofc) like how is your overall mental state? like what are other major things you stress about while scrolling social media (one maybe money/relationship?)

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