Defcon Fuck

@falseroxy the new neurosis is shockingly good

also new kacey musgraves AND new neurosis? i'm spoilt

i had a really good day today. i got a good night's sleep, got some knitting done, did some meal planning, my bffs came over and brought me a strawberry mocha, my boyfriend is perfect, and i'm gonna have taco bell for dinner.

@FalconryFinance their neighbors

why don't i ever meet anyone with my own interests

Mel Giedroyc surviving Last One Laughing by pulling this face the whole time

@sevensixfive i also have 90's diner feelings 'my culture is not your costume'

@crd Right??

Dinergoth is a terrific coinage but if you think this is new you are just admitting you haven’t been in a diner in thirty years

I think about this a lot

got it: gas infrastruture bad target, citizens ok target

全県庁所在地での指定方向外進行禁止標識の変種（異形矢印）撮影達成記念！ 都道府県によって、矢印の形状とか補助標識の様式が細かいところで違って、並べてみると面白いな…と思いました #異形矢印

IF YOU THINK ALL BOOKS SHOULD ALWAYS BE THREE DOLLARS, HERE YOU GO. For the next two weeks all of the books in my acclaimed John Dies at the End series are $2.99 in any ebook format. Or you can get them for free from the library probably. Just search these titles on your ereader:

My parents at 35: Big house, stable careers, two kids. Me at 35:

Connor O’Malley is the Safdie Brothers of vertical video

AIPAC is spending $22 million in Illinois on Democratic primaries. AIPAC and other Republican super PACs should not be allowed to spend millions using shell PACs to support Israel’s genocidal apartheid regime.

does pitbull look like andrew tate or vice versa?

Dither Boy halftone is less than 24 hours away

Dance like nobody is watching. Make no mistakes

@TimeTravellerOw @KFC_ES

@crd @KFC_ES I think u don't understand the meaning of the meme, or worst case u do understand but u need to suck KFC Spain so bad to get some attention xD

pues yo no sé de qué se queja alexelcapo, si se ve de locos

@TimeTravellerOw @KFC_ES

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

@TheWapplehouse #content

Why