Mike Hawk

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Mike Hawk

@cremeloaf

retired from fighting on YouTube comments

Sugar City, Fiji เข้าร่วม Eylül 2017

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S.🎧@1ssve·1d

“can you explain the gap in your resume?” yes i was applying to jobs for 6 months straight and couldn’t get hired

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Craig@CS11__·4h

Okay so i can actually talk about this now. I was approached by this studio asking if they could do a biopic about my amazing story and well, here it finally is.

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

The first teaser for ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’, starring Taron Egerton, was just shown at CinemaCon. The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.

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Daniel@growing_daniel·1d

Israel’s fingerprints are all over the Ugandan chimpanzee civil war. Wake the fuck up

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kos_data@kos_data·3d

"Albanian- American politician" Eric Adams Wikipedia page has been updated.

kos_data@kos_data

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

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Rumi@rumilyrics·6d

Always pray for alignment. To be at the right place, at the right time, around the right people who will help you get to your destiny.

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annie@sweetndpolite·4d

just saw an instagram reel of a man proposing on the beach while he was bricked up and crying <3

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Wtf is even happening lmao

Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump

Kristi Noem’s Husband Allegedly Discussed Leaving His Wife and Transitioning to a Woman in Stunning New Texts mediaite.com/media/news/kri…

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Dr. Monster@gayboyfarty·3d

Crazy how much of god’s plan for me involves jerking off alone in my room

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🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@ChrisHeHim1·3d

Lazy stupid cunt

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Mike Hawk@cremeloaf·3d

Forgot how fucked up Homelander is.

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𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣@wtfzeezco·4d

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

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Michael Tracey@mtracey·4d

This is gobsmacking. Not only did Melania Trump suddenly decide to give a televised address about Jeffrey Epstein, she's calling on Congress to "act," because Epstein was "not alone." So she just threw a giant stick of political dynamite on the issue her husband despises!

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Mads@MadsPosting·5d

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

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Qadi@Bigqadi·4d

As a nigga currently going through a lot, i can always tell when i see another nigga going through a lot

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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob·4d

Baby showers are crazy...you get presents for having sex and your mom is there.

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🦋@utotelic·5d

Made it to General Manager at this age & wasn’t even in the room when they made the decision. God did it. 🙇🏽

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Shaun Johnson@ShyBucketGetter·5d

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

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Roneel Kumar@pseudofijian·4d

This coming election, all the other side has to do is make videos of “what they promised, and what they delivered” video and run it as ads. Because…😂 And there’s a clip of flip-flopping for each of it. 😂

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