CRINGESEXUALIZATION 2.0

@cringesex Welcome back

I can try, but it never works out.

It starts with buying her some flowers. Then a nice, expensive dinner. Before you know it, you will be in severe debt and she will never pay for anything again. She deserves it all.

Send me ideas or pics for captions, I might start posting again 🥰 Also just send me porn, that is good too

@gooncultist guy who’s only read Marxist-Leninist theory getting involved in online gooning discourse: Getting a lot of Marxist-Leninist vibes from this

you can now go viral for posting 2021-ass gooning takes but only if you're super judgemental about it

i like my gooners fat 💓

You should not engage with the politics or traditions of your own country anymore. Popular culture is more important. Give in to their cultural superiority 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

still sober, still waiting for it to get less sad here are some bratz

i can't really gauge what normal is anymore but it is probably fine to fuck sex dolls dressed in your sister's dirty laundry

seeing an e-girl who looks exactly like my ex and realising I fumbled real bad

@ZANTOSA1 can you run me over with your bus

im a big fan of pornography

I may or may not have dropped a bunch of acid while streaming her videos on a projector forever changing the course of my life (it was so cool)

it is so cool that they had a reference to censored gooner captions in mad men

stop being weird, weirdo

@cringesex I've been saying this, my GOAT 🔥🔥🔥

Looking through all the goon content I made throughout the years and feeling euphoric at how I may seriously actually be the best in the world at doing this.

I am not manic today. It is all just that good.