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last sunday’s live set up now on bandcamp :) popperms.bandcamp.com

GEORGE COSTANZA: (defensively) Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew me

every friend group has an alchemist, like buddy sorry not sorry but i am not gonna drink your tincture bro 😭"nooo not a potion its a poultice, its waaay more effective i swear" 💔💔💔

they should make bass guitars out of uranium so the bassists get radiation poisoning

new car seat isn’t bad but Will Toledo feels really bad for jacking off and being gay

Today is day 257 of 365 of posting beautiful art featured in the Premodern format. #Premodern #PremodernMTG #MTGArt Card: Sulfurous Springs Release: Ice Age (1995) Art by: Phil Foglio

okay so like…. how long have you been an adult with no silverware or kitchen utensils?

Yeah I’ll mull to 6 btw can you imagine if whoever comes last at FNM had to be the FNM kitty? Haha wouldn’t that be weird, yeah can’t keep this go to 5. Yeah they’d have to like meow and crawl around and- ooh this one’s bad too I’ll mulligan to 4

Youtube poop sentence

your honor when i tweeted “doing 50 in a residential neighborhood watching reels i never gave a fuckkk” you have to understand i was taking artistic liberties and it doesn’t reflect me as a person or my driving habits

teens of denial 4kids dub

I've never seen a Y in the casting cost of a mtg card before! How interesting? I remember fireball was my favorite card in the 90s 😁 I think because it was simple.

Magic: The Gathering Arena should have "fuck you" as one of its default chat phrases

in the ice cream community we joke that The Tonight Dough is a dumb person's idea of a smart person's ice cream.

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

Experimental musicians should also make a control group version of every song to check whether it would sound better normal style

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

Teaching a parrot Hey Soul Sister and releasing it back into the Amazon so all the creatures of the rainforest can hear it

You’re not ugly bro you’re just niche faps