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handshake gives you actual jobs. stay off indeed no shade

You could theoretically run into all of these little mermaid characters on your trip. If I was a kid I would be so confused

unmarried, childless, and single at 53 is the goal ?

maybe i’m too woke but i hate that women consoling megan is being immediately sexualized. miley cyrus sent her flowers & the TL said miley’s trying to fuck. megan & victoria monet went out to dinner & the TL is like “oh she called her best eater 🤣” is that not weird to y’all??

This white trans man in my African American studies is always bringing up queer this & that while we are speaking on Black experiences. Y’all finna be down one if this mf keep it up.

overheard a guy (probably 60) bragging about how smart he was in high school. there has to be a statute of limitations on that. like aged 20? 19?

i’m sorry, if i gotta dm you to book a service, i just won’t. good on you for that hustle, but i gotta protect my peace


trying hinge for the first time…. should i trust the masc lesbians on there be honest

Whoever said the newborn stage is the hardest is a liar. It’s the toddler stage; they don’t listen to anything! 😭















