Danielle

There’s no way to look bad while wearing Hokas.

@TuckFFAK Gross, sickening misrepresentation of the beautiful tomato, a stain on the otherwise flawless food category of soup.

What do you think of Tomato Soup?

Working from home full time sucks, this is why everyone is so stressed. No human interaction, no commiseration/validation between peers. Just couch.

Twin Shadow is playing Elsewhere and I’m too pregnant to stay up late.

Married, pregnant, happy, sober - but still listening to Nathan Williams like I’m chain smoking, blacked out, and covered in beer.

Someone help me find maternity wear for women who prefer the color black and would like to avoid the whole “sunshine, rainbows, I make my own granola” look.

@vcrylic Yeah! I’ve lived in the heights for three-ish years now!

@vcrylic Not even five minutes from me!

My husband found magic the gathering and stopped answering my text messages.

@NJTRANSIT love this new feature where it’s raining INSIDE the busses and no one can sit down.

Why am I just seeing this? 🤣🤣🤣 x.com/THSResister/st…

I wish Netflix had viewer reviews so I would know bad dubs before watching.

@TuckFFAK I miss you!

Today I’m play in London while my wife is a few hours north watching her best friend get married. She just FaceTimed me and looks super hot. I miss my wife.

@hayleymadden_ We wish you could be here! There’s no hotels, we’re all spread out in Airbnb’s so it definitely would have been difficult! I’ll send your love to the bride 💕

@dan_fran_ Yo I was trying to get the hotel info to have something sent but couldn’t finesse 😩 give ‘em my luuuv! Bummed I couldn’t make it and finally connect smh

I am in northern England and my home best friend is getting married tomorrow. My college best friend will also be present. I’m so lucky that all of the “little worlds” I’ve created in my life have blended together into one group of beautiful friendships that celebrate each other.

One of the flight attendants on this plane is exactly Michel from Gilmore girls (both looks and accent).

My most favorite “dude, bro, man” and any other “lax” terminology to refer to your husband as - that he will definitely hate. 3 years being the most cool guys of all time 💕

@TuckFFAK Love you the most ❤️

Today marks 3 years of marriage to my amazing wife. We are currently apart because FFAK is overseas. She deals with a lot for my dreams. This isn’t the first time and won’t be the last time she’s alone on a special day. I love her more than anything and am so lucky to be hers.

@vcrylic Stfu I’m drunk on a week night and disappointed no one else has the balls to verbally match your confidence. You look hot as fuck!

Uber eats is really dramatic with its delivery updates when it’s raining.