My mum sent me to war (last minute Christmas bits in Tesco) to get “Christmas crackers” (her words) — came out with 24 very festive ones complete with party hat, joke and fun facts
She meant crackers for cheese.
I’ve ruined Christmas👍🏻
@NoahKahan please just come to Belfast because first ticketmaster kicked me out and then it wouldn’t let me get tickets for Dublin without an address from the Republic of Ireland