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Vincent Van Poo

@danstillerdan

I love banana. Also this is a parody, satire and Jokes account.

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Vincent Van Poo
Vincent Van Poo@danstillerdan·
I said this in 2021, and I’ll say it again in 2026: Hasan Piker will one day become President of the United States @hasanthehun
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Stan Collymore
Stan Collymore@StanCollymore·
UEFA issues strong condemnation of FIFA over its decision to lift Balogun suspension for USA. UEFA by far the most powerful regional body in world football and can make life very difficult indeed for the FIFA chief. Champions League, Premier League, LA Liga in particular, global cash cows for the sport that even American sponsorship involvement can't get near.
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Mehdi Hasan
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan·
Prominent Republican senators and politicians appear on this guy’s show. Shouldn’t they be asked whether they agree with Benny?
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hasanabi
hasanabi@hasanthehun·
is mitch mcconnell dead, and if so, will massie run for his seat ?
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Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)
There are at least two reason they might not want to update us on McConnell’s condition: -In Kentucky, a special election to replace a Senator will NOT be called if it’s closer than 3 months till the next election. -That date is August 3rd. 1) If McConnell’s condition is clearly unfit for office, they’d hide that to avoid being forced to submit a resignation letter until after that date. 2) If McConnell has not regained consciousness or has the chance of oxygen induced brain death and is on artificial life support, they would try and -In Kentucky “brain death” is legally considered death under Kentucky Revised Statute § 446.400 -Any two independent physicians may declare the patient dead for the purposes of the seat being vacated IF the patient is only “alive” due to a ventilator and artificial life support systems. But, his next of kin (Chao) would need to be involved in the process of treatment and testing and final decisions to end support for that path to be viable… She left to China 3 days after his hospitalization. So is McConnell alive and well? Is he awake and functional? Is he a vegetable? Either way I think they are trying to make sure we don’t have the answer to that until August 3rd.
hasanabi@hasanthehun

is mitch mcconnell dead, and if so, will massie run for his seat ?

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Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)
A lot of people are asking “why hide McConnell’s state? Not like a Dem would win the special election?” If McConnell vacated before August 3rd cut off it’d be a special election and any one can register as an independent… Including Massie. Which would split the Republican vote, giving him or maybe even the Dem the chance at the plurality. But, if McConnell’s seat is not vacated before the 3rd by legally stepping down or a signed death certificate, then it’s too close to the next election and rules prevent a special election which bars any new registrations at this point. With McConnell’s wife having travelled to China AFTER he was hospitalized, the next of kin isn’t available to sign off and so the bar for ending life support is extremely high (would require full brain stem death, which is not present in some patients who are never coming back) So all they have to do is drag their feet until August 3rd, then tell you that he didn’t make it. And in turn block Massie from disrupting an otherwise safe Republican seat. Just like that fucking old turtle would have wanted.
Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)@adamscochran

Some people are asking why: 1) During a special election state parties select their candidates. 2) Independents can still file even after normal deadline. 3) Republican turn out is lower during special elections. 4) Massie could run for this seat which could sell it Republican votes. It’s too late for Massie to run independent in a normal election. But not if it’s a special election. He may not win, but a small R turnout and a split vote could get a long shot to the Dems

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Mel
Mel@Villgecrazylady·
So basically Mitch McConnell is a vegetable on life support in the hospital rn and bc his wife fled to China there’s no one with power of attorney to pull the plug or give up his seat… Which is likely by design bc if the seat were vacated before August 3rd the election would become a special election which would allow Thomas Massie to run as an Independent and potentially win. And the entire Republican Party is going along with this sick charade bc they are wholly owned by a foreign country who views Thomas Massie as a serious threat to their power.
Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)@adamscochran

A lot of people are asking “why hide McConnell’s state? Not like a Dem would win the special election?” If McConnell vacated before August 3rd cut off it’d be a special election and any one can register as an independent… Including Massie. Which would split the Republican vote, giving him or maybe even the Dem the chance at the plurality. But, if McConnell’s seat is not vacated before the 3rd by legally stepping down or a signed death certificate, then it’s too close to the next election and rules prevent a special election which bars any new registrations at this point. With McConnell’s wife having travelled to China AFTER he was hospitalized, the next of kin isn’t available to sign off and so the bar for ending life support is extremely high (would require full brain stem death, which is not present in some patients who are never coming back) So all they have to do is drag their feet until August 3rd, then tell you that he didn’t make it. And in turn block Massie from disrupting an otherwise safe Republican seat. Just like that fucking old turtle would have wanted.

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BladeoftheSun
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheS·
FIFA just effectively cancelled a US player's Red Card because Donald Trump asked them to. It's time for an end to the corrupt FIFA they are now fixing the games and disgracing the sport.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)
He got fired from BuzzFeed for 41 instances of plagiarism and has more ex male coworkers who have stories of hooking up with him than he does accomplishments
Keith Edwards@keithedwards

In a just released video, @bennyjohnson says the only thing black women did to help America’s founding was being slaves raped by Thomas Jefferson. Horrifically racist. This is MAGA.

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Rob
Rob@carreg_y_defaid·
The way American fans are reacting online speaks so much about them as a culture. They really do see themselves as exceptional, and that they're above the rules.
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Riss
Riss@zero_foxx·
17M views, 172K saves. The era of erasing history is over. Our grandchildren will know what you did. Our great-grandchildren will know what you did. Our great-great grandchildren will know what you did. This barbarity will be studied for generations.
Israel Exposed@xIsraelExposedx

It took a little longer than expected, but we have created a website for people to view the footage collected from Gaza in one place. You no longer have to download the entire archives to see them. It includes: 64,537 videos 17,905 photos Ability to download individual videos Searchable index Exhaustive sources list (300+ journalists) Geolocation data Livemap with minute to minute updates Victim list It can be accessed here: ArchiveGenocide.com Please share & quote tweet to help this post break out of the twitter algorithm prison. We will keep adding the rest of the archives to the site, be patient- it is difficult work. Continue to seed the torrents provided, as that is the best way to ensure the footage remains stored in decentalized way. God bless all those who sacrificed their lives to get this footage out, and everyone invovled in collecting/archiving it. Join our telegram: t.me/+p_Ufon9FBOY0Y… Follow our backup accounts: @ZionismExposedx & @IsraelExposedAr

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Prof Zenkus
Prof Zenkus@anthonyzenkus·
Hillary lost Michigan. Kamala Harris lost Michigan. 77% of Democrats no longer have a favorable view of Israel and here you are tweeting endless support for an AIPAC-funded candidate who says Israel comes to her in her dreams and refuses to call Gaza a genocide. All of this to try and elect Haley Stevens, who wants the slaughter of Arab and Muslim children to continue unabated. There must be a word for this.
Neera Tanden🌻@neeratanden

I worked for 3 Dem Presidents and helped their campaigns, where they won swing states, and back in the Clinton campaign that included places like Georgia, Iowa and Ohio.

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Jack D 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
FIFA's own rules dictate that if a government tries to intervene in a disciplinary matter - that team is disqualified. Not happening to the USA though, despite trump making that phone call. Wonder why. 🤔 Fuck Trump. Fuck Infantino.
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