
Vincent Van Poo
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Vincent Van Poo
@danstillerdan
I love banana. Also this is a parody, satire and Jokes account.






BREAKING @TheAthleticFC Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development. Story with @Dan_Sheldon_ nytimes.com/athletic/74234…

FIFA reverses US striker's red card because Epstein's bestie cried about it online

is mitch mcconnell dead, and if so, will massie run for his seat ?

Trumps gonna give Balogun a pardon isn't he and Infantino is gonna suck his cock and say it's fine

Some people are asking why: 1) During a special election state parties select their candidates. 2) Independents can still file even after normal deadline. 3) Republican turn out is lower during special elections. 4) Massie could run for this seat which could sell it Republican votes. It’s too late for Massie to run independent in a normal election. But not if it’s a special election. He may not win, but a small R turnout and a split vote could get a long shot to the Dems

A lot of people are asking “why hide McConnell’s state? Not like a Dem would win the special election?” If McConnell vacated before August 3rd cut off it’d be a special election and any one can register as an independent… Including Massie. Which would split the Republican vote, giving him or maybe even the Dem the chance at the plurality. But, if McConnell’s seat is not vacated before the 3rd by legally stepping down or a signed death certificate, then it’s too close to the next election and rules prevent a special election which bars any new registrations at this point. With McConnell’s wife having travelled to China AFTER he was hospitalized, the next of kin isn’t available to sign off and so the bar for ending life support is extremely high (would require full brain stem death, which is not present in some patients who are never coming back) So all they have to do is drag their feet until August 3rd, then tell you that he didn’t make it. And in turn block Massie from disrupting an otherwise safe Republican seat. Just like that fucking old turtle would have wanted.

🚨 Exclusive: The White House made a direct call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card. FIFA approached for comment and referred to the findings of its independent committee. FIFA sources insist White House influence could not affect the decision due to the powers contained in Article 27 and the independent nature of the disciplinary panel.

In a just released video, @bennyjohnson says the only thing black women did to help America’s founding was being slaves raped by Thomas Jefferson. Horrifically racist. This is MAGA.

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I worked for 3 Dem Presidents and helped their campaigns, where they won swing states, and back in the Clinton campaign that included places like Georgia, Iowa and Ohio.





