Data🔆🌻

your private data is often stolen and made public for anyone to see and do what they want with. Keeping your data safe and secure is very important, which is why you should hold me as close to you as possible and wrap your arms around me as tight as you can and never let go

@sophistsdismay are you replygirling me on a tweet about getting a raise...

@datainputdevice heyyyy im sophie

I just got a huge raise at work 😳

@TaniaDtribeiro the grey sweatpants is such a look 😍

Hey hey my living room is a mess :(

@bugmode it was wild to me that it's a normal part of the Baltimore lexicon

excuse me???

turning the knob on your pedal with your TOES while wearing that elaborate of a costume???? What???

We were visited by 2 aliens from planet Quebec to save our world from ai slop garbage music

@145k4 I admire u

@datainputdevice cold turkey!

one week no cigarette

this is Angine de Poitrine if u haven't seen them

@Spitflyer hi

hey it’s me spit and on today’s episode of jackass i’m gonna have a group of lesbians punch me in the stomach

@maelyn_deer666 Ghidora

when the pokemon got three heads 👍👍👍👍👍

@heavencsez go off 😍

vainposting

@sophistsdismay I like looking at your face, you're beautiful 💛

@datainputdevice mrrrrrrow ~

meow

what's the name of that song that goes like doooo do do doo doo dooo doodoodoodooo do do do dooo do doo, do-do-do-doo doot doot doot

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

@oncloud_e time is the only thing u can't get back

arguing with people on twitter is so depressing because you will spend your own god given time on this earth formulating a nuanced presentation for somebody, but then when you check their profile it becomes clear they did not pass the 4th grade and can barely read

it's like a diamond stg

@ckosxxx hi

peak failmale performance

Anal is more healing than drinking water