ᅟᅟꜲ꯭SSISTANT / 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗥 .
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ᅟᅟꜲ꯭SSISTANT / 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗥 .
@datglassesguy
ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ 𝐤 𝐢 𝐲 𝐨 𝐭 𝐚 𝐤 𝐚ㅤ───────────────ㅤif you encounter a special-grade, your options are to either run or die.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀“ … What’s with that look? ” ⠀



⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩.ᐣ ⠀⠀⠀⠀“ … Hm. ” ⠀

It’s not REAL cheese you know, it’s from a can.


⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀… ⠀⠀⠀⠀“ You’ve been crying? ” ⠀

your lovely little assistant

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀“ You look like you’re made of sugar glass. ” ⠀⠀⠀⠀He tosses a sugar cube into his mouth. 𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩. ⠀

gotta keep em on their toes ijichi

I’ll have you know, BUSTER, that us kids— [ dumping a jar of jalepeños into a sandwich. ] Have a REFINED palate.. [ then a can of spray cheese. ] Much more SOPHISTICATED THAN THAT! [ chomp. ]

well i already do not fit into societies' norms ijichi !








