The Derby County Collection

Would love to sit down with Championship refs and just ask about Patrick Agyemang and why they all insist on refereeing him differently to everyone else

Remembering the legendary Brian Clough, born on this day in 1935. 🖤🤍

I would rather walk barefoot on a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Wake up. Commute. Sit down. Pretend to care. Eat at your desk. Pretend to care again. Commute home. Too tired to think. Scroll. Sleep. Repeat 260 times a year. Call it a living.

If the employee feedback survey is anonymous, why does HR keep reminding me to fill it out?

Most introverts are kind, low key, and super nice people. But if you hurt them, and if you betray their sense of safety and trust, they can cut you off and walk away just like that. They will go into self protection mode. Without even saying a word. Just don’t mistake their kindness for weakness. They may be silent, but they are strong.

Can we all agree job applications should not take 45 minutes when you already uploaded the resume...

No ticket into a football stadium = £1,000 fine. No ticket into the country = free accommodation, clothing and food.

@stamfordram Something over 100 so not easy to list all here

@dcfccollection Impressed!

Amongst todays debuts - Paul Williams, 1990 v Crystal Palace and Brian Launders, 1999 v Leeds United.

@stamfordram I'll do that later, will only take 30 seconds

@dcfccollection We have had a lot of one appearance players! Andrew Thomas & Brian Launders in the last couple of days….be interesting to produce a list of single appearance Derby players!

..and it was sold

Can get a Bloomer antique card for less..

Corporate culture is promoting the loudest person in the room and wondering why nothing improves

Introverts are highly sensitive. They're empaths. They feel things on a level you can't even imagine. That's why they avoid people who drain them. People who take but never give. They want no drama. No conflict. No toxic vampires around them. Love, peace, and good vibes only.

Private Derby XXXIV will spend some time settling into his new home with his companion before he begins his training in order to fulfil his official mascot duties. #StandFirmStrikeHard 💪

Introducing: Private Derby XXXIV 🐏 Following the recent passing of Private Derby XXXIII, His Grace The Duke of Devonshire has very generously provided The Mercian Regiment with its next regimental mascot.

People who brake at visibly empty roundabouts fill me with an ungodly not human like rage

Comic Relief awarded: £340,000 to Bail for Immigration Detainees £200,000 to Detention Action and £2,254,267 to Refugee Action, which provides "activist packs" on its website. Is it time the British public boycotted Red Nose Day? charlottecgill.co.uk/p/comic-relief…

@Neccccy Is this still going on.. Another night off rubbish tv

Are you going to give any money? Yes or No?

@dazw71 Andrew Mark Thomas, b 16/12/62, Played once on loan from Oxford

@dcfccollection Andrew Thomas???

Many debuts today inc. Andrew Thomas, 1983 v Sheff Wednesday; Frank Stapleton, 1988 v Coventry and Tommy Mooney, 2003 v Notts Forest.