aka Mr_Spacely

Darude. Sandstorm.

@ValentinoKhan FLY ME OUT

I want to fly you out to Vegas for a show at my Wynn residency. ✈️ Comment “FLY ME OUT” to enter. Hotel, flights, chicken tenders, all access – all fully covered by me.  And yes you get to bring a +1. See you soon: Fri, May 8 (Encore Beach Club Daytime)
Wed, June 17 (EBC at Night) Sunday, June 28 (XS) Sun, September 27 (EBC at Night)

Cutter. Gauthier. One time. Please 🍀

When the last leg of your homer parlay comes up

If you retweet this, something good will definitely happen by the end of the month. 🍀🍀🍀🍀

If the algorithm brought this to you, it means that you are due for a win.

players after every whistle in the nhl playoffs

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

Me changing a .doc to PDF for someone making twice my salary.

@Electric_Forest Bliss

One word that captures it all. Leave it here.

He went on a vacation trip and gave a little wave goodbye to his cat, but it was only when he got back that he saw on the security camera that the cat had responded.

DOiNG A HUGE GIVEAWAY TO SOMEONE WHO LIKES IF DRAKE COMES THROUGH ❤️

Come on Devers let’s see a HR today ONE TIME for the dub. Plzz

Saugus, Massachusetts

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

@beccaalokkz You too Rebecca!!! 🫶

@ddenton80 Hope you’re well!❤️

🔥 🔥 🔥

Smash or pass?

I hope this meme stays on the internet for another 17,993 years and someone posts this with the caption. “We’re open again”