michael cleaver

Drake and I have a lot in common: We can't dance We can't let go of our exes We really like strip clubs We could be BFFs tbh

I hate the motherfucking human race

@ambermckenzie Sounds like a good time. A true blast.

@ambermckenzie I don’t know what I’m reading, but sounds sick 🤘

@Mork_316 @zachleomo They did bring it back

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

@Steven_2480 It doesn’t matter, he won. Its over

Can’t believe anyone supports this fucking piece of shit

@MikexHarris No

Do people actually like cantaloupe?

Yeah I've seen enough. The Vikings are winning the Super Bowl.

@ambermckenzie Gotta love the effort at least. No time is apparently a bad time, and at least the unsolicited dick pics are off the table 🤣

@ambermckenzie Honestly sounds like the most appropriate time

@Mork_316 @xericjames This is a true statement.

Do I know anyone downriver that can work on changing car brakes?

@Mork_316 @timxmacdonald Oh Tim fucking sucks. Worst person alive, should be beat up

So @timxmacdonald is so terrible that everyone says “hi where’s @Mork_316”

@timxmacdonald I might’ve been fifth on the edge break list but I would’ve been 1st on the successfully breaking into @Mork_316’s house list.

@MikexHarris @TiedDownDetroit I miss you dearly

I hope all my friends are having fun at @TiedDownDetroit

I would pay big money to experience The Rival Mob one more time

@daisydyke Same

Called out.

@Steven_2480 @painfields Band fucking rules

we’re all fucking dead