Dean N. Johnson

@JohnPalminteri Big jump and several shimmys in midtown. I could feel the 3’s after.

5.1 Earthquake hits 4 miles from Ojai. 2:41 p.m. Followed by a flurry of 3's Report in here.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 12 Jun 2007 (via @twi_age).

God created us not to act in a morality play but to experience what's unfathomable, to descend into the darkness of creation and reveal it, to mourn and celebrate enigma and possibility. The universe is a whirling dervish, not a hanging judge in robes. - Richard Grossinger

@805foodie Oh no! I love that store. They are going to be missed. Most of the paint in our house is from them. They always keep track of what rooms have what colors for us. They’ve made screens for most of my windows and cut mirrors too.

Seen on my afternoon walk: Fuller Paints in #Ventura is going out of business.

@Death_Bow Real furniture can be ugly and useless. Things like milk crates and cinderblocks are cheap but also durable and flexible. It is hardcore when your bookshelves change shape or become a bed frame.

@mrbrianrowe Joe Versus the Volcano “I bribed him… to play us a song… that will make our hearts swell and burst!” Joe eating alone to Elvis singing Blue Moon is pretty great too.

Tell me a movie with a memorable restaurant scene.

@mrbrianrowe Young Frankenstein

Tell me a movie with a memorable cemetery scene.

@mrbrianrowe Army of Darkness

@ashleyjjwhite I’m stealing from @romanmars and going with, “Hello, beautiful nerds!”

I’m REALLY struggling to stop saying “you guys.” I’m trying, but I can’t find a phrase that feels the same. Any suggestions?

@fat_walda @ambernoelle @HSmithWrites Grab one of the digital finders. A keychain with location awareness and a “boop! I’m over here” are a game changer.

@elonmusk > “even though nothing has changed with content moderation” My feed has turned into a toxic, bizarro version of what it was a week ago. “Content moderation” may be unchanged but something is broken.

Twitter has had a massive drop in revenue, due to activist groups pressuring advertisers, even though nothing has changed with content moderation and we did everything we could to appease the activists. Extremely messed up! They’re trying to destroy free speech in America.

@fuggirls Is anyone else on iPhone being blocked when clicking the robes going to @Nordstrom? “To keep our site secure, we don’t allow unidentified, automated traffic.” Grumble. The links do work if you pull the article up on a computer. My wife will kill me if I buy her another robe.

Why don't you get yourself a cozy cozy cozy robe???? gofugyourself.com/fug-nation-lov…

@testedcom @donttrythis @AngusMacLane @PixarsLightyear Under the table? I hope all of Adam’s bricks of cash and passports are tucked away somewhere safe!

This is SUCH an Adam moment, right???? Watch @donttrythis build #LEGO and chat about the film #Lightyear with director @AngusMacLane here: bit.ly/3BPfuA6 #sponsored by @PixarsLightyear

@SeaOfThieves Grabbing this for my zoom background. 🏴‍☠️

Wanderers Refuge #SundayVibes

@MomOf2Happas Leopard print and wine? You are starting out at about $120 is my guess.

@ethanschoonover I'd sub to Franklin's podcast.

@ethanschoonover Great jacket!! It needs a hat that is up to the task… maybe rabbit fur mad bomber hat?

@clairedwillett Maybe try some other fermented experiments with the offspring: Kombucha or Sauerkraut are just two options.

@ethanschoonover That’s it, I’m nailing the front door closed again.🧟🔨

@jumblejim > “well-traveled area” I worked at an office across the street from a auto parts shop once. Many cars were sold in that lot.