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it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep

Get in loser, tomorrow is October 1st

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

Twitter deleted all my drafts ima gonna CRY

Choice is defined as an act of selecting or making a decision when faced with two or more possibilities. America gave us the choice to take the vaccine or not take the vaccine. As time moves on, that choice is gradually being stripped from us.

Go ahead, flock back you peasants

There was a kitty cat in our yard last night, it’s my time to shine.. buying cat food later :)

How come everyone else finds kitty cats in their yard except for me :(

@andrewjleuer None that I know of, wanna write a song about it with me and we can make our own band?

@deeener_ What band is this?

Distance over disrespect

for the love of everything please stop using reply all

I miss 2cans that shithole rlly saw me at my worst and at my best what a time