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Why does Luke Littler have so many Christmas jumpers? He keeps getting double tops. #goldcrackers

What star is suspended from the Olympic Christmas tree? Tom Cruise. #goldcrackers

Why is Anthony Joshua getting a set of paints for Christmas? Because he's spending more time on the canvas. #goldcrackers

Why are the Gallagher brothers appearing together at this year's Christmas carol service? They're both singing from the same hymn sheet. #goldcrackers

What happened when Santa's sack got stuck in Rachel Reeves' chimney? She told him to budget. #Goldcrackers

Why are Liam and Noel Gallagher performing Christmas carols together this year? Because they're both singing from the same hymn sheet. #goldcrackers

Did you hear about the gang who were going to make fake chocolate coins with King Charles' face on? Their plan got foiled. #GoldCrackers

Why are Liam and Noel Gallagher going Christmas carol singing together this year? Because they're both singing from the same hymn sheet. #goldcrackers

What did Rachel Reeves' colleagues do when she served them slices of Christmas turkey? They challenged her cuts. #goldcrackers

What did Oasis sing at the Christmas nativity? Don't Look Back In Manger. #goldcrackers

What did the pantomime audience say when they were asked to comment on Ticketmaster prices? Everything's tickety-booooooo. #GoldCrackers

Who does the Post Office blame when money goes missing from the Christmas tree? The branch manager. #goldcrackers

Which Christmas song won't Dave Grohl be singing to his new baby? Little Drummer Boy. #goldcrackers

What pea's getting served with Christmas lunch in jail? P Diddy. #goldcrackers

Why did Dave Grohl line his chimney with Lemsip for Santa? Because he's a flu fighter. #goldcrackers

What's UKTV's favourite Christmas game? Musical Chers. #Goldcrackers

Where do you find the smelliest Christmas attraction? Walking in a Windermere Wonderland. #goldcrackers

What's the smelliest Christmas attraction this year? Windermere Wonderland. #goldcrackers

What's Oasis's favourite Christmas film? It's a Wonderwall Life. #goldcrackers

What did Oasis say when they got a turkey drum stick? You gotta roll with it? #goldcrackers