Geraldo “Turgid” Deputon

Thinking we need a Scott Bradley feature on the Ivy beev. Could definitely bring some tweeting talent to the Ancient 8’s magnum opus.

@SuckNfuckDupont Paramount. Thank you Banzo.

@deputon63 what are your views on summer ball?

@drunkhogman @MikeLob80085 You gotta see this.

MJ & Pippen

@IDF יש לי מידע פנימי שחמאס חופר מנהרות מתחת למיקום הזה.

@RobertPusey7 Secret option number 3

📍 Clarke Field, Princeton NJ

@MikeLob80085 Here for you Mike. ❤️

Injury occurred this past weekend and was informed that I will no longer be needed this weekend. Injury seems to be career ending as well. Carne Asada with Mexican Coke

Just pulled a first edition Thomas Santana rookie card fuck yeah.

@Inthehoodpete @LeightonPennys @TigerOnTilt I’m with Pennys here. Sidemen Among Us is awesome. Yes, I’m single.

@LeightonPennys @TigerOnTilt That’s cute you’re defending your boyfriend in my replies. Do his habits still include watching sidemen among us videos?

Was just informed that my entire house can hear when I have sex

@Inthehoodpete @HaroldMuckton @wheredatartsat He. Gone. Hit.

@HaroldMuckton @wheredatartsat I’d let my daughter date Gio and Miles. The rest of those guys I’d have to agree with you on

Showed up to the bar and this guys the bouncer. How fucked am I?

@RobertPusey7 Neither does breaking up a second #gobears🐻 no hitter bid with a bunt

Red undershirts in the Brown unis just don’t play

Unethical Ballplayer of the day🚨: Jack Rickheim bunts to break up the no hitter in the 6th inning. Soft as hell

@MikeLob80085 Grapefruit Shandy mogs.

Busch Apple step aside, there’s a new sheriff in town

Oh how I yearn to hear George Cooper’s symphonies through the H*rvard BOOMBOXES today.

thomas santana son or olivia pichardo daughter

@RupertSnaggs Not today, Rupert.

@deputon63 #miss

She Muckton on my Finkleton till I get my Pennysworth