self-aware midwit 🇪🇸

Defcon 3 after I took breakfast ordering into my own hands. Apparently cinnamon raisin toasted with plain cream cheese makes me the worst person on earth.

Voy a sonar un poco cuñado, pero yo desde hace un tiempo veo peor educación en el transporte público. No sé si es cosa del turismo masivo o qué, pero cada vez hay menos gente que respeta normas básicas como el dejen salir antes de entrar o el ponerse en el lado de las escaleras

"guys, it was just a joke" The joke:

It's completely terrifying for young girls these days

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I feel like if you ran into another American doing this in Japan you’d be fully within your rights to hurt him really bad, like I can’t imagine Japan would even bother prosecuting you, just would send you home at worst. I would probably maim this kid.

BREAKING: Iran is firing hypersonic missiles at Dubai international airport, United Arab Emirates

fachas a favor de la pena de muerte pero en contra de la eutanasia cuando tengáis un momento os aclárais

I’m often asked why Asians, especially Asian women, tend to be liberal. If I had to guess I’d say it’s a lesser of two evils thing. “Sure, the left is bad on crime, but the right keeps saying I eat cats and should be deported and they want to take away my right to vote.”

ExtraEmily reveals she had a HØE phase and keeps a list of all the men she has been with on her phone. She also lets Tinder dates finish inside her raw while not on birth control. These admissions are a scarlet letter. In other videos she admits to getting at least 1 STD. Is this going to be your future wife? The mother of your children? Many women, especially those that went to college, have stories like this. I guess I respect her honesty, but this conduct is not unique. It's completely commonplace. Women, don't be like this. Men, don't date/marry women like this. You've been warned. Beware.

GENUINE question: do you think this is a looks-match? And what do you rate them? He's at least 2-3 points above her IMO. He is 7.5-8. She is a 5.