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tuiter jangan serius serius deh kak nanti sakit hati

Me: I will not pay the bill Waiter: why not? You ordered 42 coffee's Me: I said 4 tea, 2 coffees. Waiter:

@s0meonepeeps wkwk semangat kak

@dev1lhunt siklus ku pagi ini 😣

ngopi mules ngga ngopi ngantuk bgt

Doctor: we had an appointment yesterday, why didn't you come ? Me: I was sick Doctor:

Untung gak sampe panggil damkar 😂

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

GOAT

in serbia you can go to church and see nikola tesla charging a rasengan

Judge: I find you not guilty Me: Thanks I won't do it again My lawyer:

beli kacang bonus keluarga pak warsidi😭

Mimpi basah WNI - rupiah 5000/usd - UMR 15 juta/bulan - harga rumah layak huni 500juta cicilan 0% no bunga - MBG di tutup selamanya - Dana MBG dialihin jadi program sekolah gratis hingga S1 - Nikah di modalin ortu - cuti kerja kagak di tanyain buat apa

@tanyarlfes iya tapi sedih kak

Gakpapa kok pada akhirnya manusia semua sendiri2 💚

@wonhyuong iyakan kak gitu juga ngga kamu

@dev1lhunt serba salah

3 kata lucu: arisan dua orang😭😭😭

If your pillow looks like this, don't worry about hantavirus

@tanyarlfes ha?? plenger gitu pdahal

💚 guys kenapa aku tiba2 jadi ngefans sama Gibran 😭😭😭🤌🏻

@nachiatow cih yaudahh si

@dev1lhunt ak gmw beliin yg bukan pacarku 🙏

@nachiatow ngga mau beliin pacar orang 🙏

@dev1lhunt km yg harusnya beliin ak lh 🙄

@nachiatow beliin cepet

@dev1lhunt ngematcha cb