Dev Danger
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Dev Danger
@devdanger_
Teacher with a love for movies, and collectibles 👓📚Follow for insights and educated guesses.
เข้าร่วม Mart 2013
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Dev Danger รีทวีตแล้ว
BREAKING: This is escalating fast. These latest updates spell doom.
• Saudi Arabia urging U.S. to ramp up attacks — may join the war
• Iran just turned back 2 Chinese state-owned container ships in the Strait of Hormuz — despite China being on the “approved” list
• Tehran now says ONLY ships carrying household goods, cars, clothing, or pharmaceuticals for Iran can pass
• Only ~33% of Iran’s missiles destroyed after 1 month
• Iran still has a “significant” arsenal + recoverable stock
• Drone capability largely intact
• Iran’s Supreme Leader has refused negotiations
Trump screwed us.
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@ItsLovelyLaveau Big brain shit because she can't go after him
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If I knew the opening day game was on PEEcock I wouldn't have subscribed to SNLA+ so early.
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I have five students that are allured to things like this and saying "Diddy". They're nearly ten and I just wonder why? How is any of this funny to a ten year old other than the slight discomfort they see from their peers. It goes hand in hand with brain rot humor.
HustleBitch@HustleBitch_
🚨 KIDS ARE ADDICTED TO THE “FIVE NIGHTS AT EPSTEIN’S” GAME — AND THEY’RE PLAYING IT ON SCHOOL LAPTOPS This isn’t some underground game… it’s spreading fast through schools. Students are playing it DURING CLASS. On district-issued laptops. Right under the school’s nose. And this isn’t a normal game. • Set on Epstein Island • Real names tied to the case • Actual DOJ photos used in-game Kids are treating it like entertainment. Parents are finding out AFTER their children have already seen it… and can’t unsee it. Schools claim they’ve “blocked it”… but students are bypassing filters in seconds with VPNs and proxy sites. So this isn’t a one-off. It’s a system failure happening in real time. If THIS is what kids can access at school… what else is already getting through?
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"It's launching soon, right?" is giving Drake's "red button" which means Trump is has zero control of this war.
Clash Report@clashreport
The White House posted two mysterious videos on X and Instagram Wednesday night, deleting one shortly after. The first, a four-second clip showing someone’s feet, featured a female voice asking, “It’s launching soon, right?” The second, posted later, showed a static black screen with a phone notification sound and a glimpse of an American flag.
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There are off brand oreos that are so much better than the real thing.
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You don't realize how trash Oreos are until you try Trader Joes brand cookies.
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@StephenStorey They're getting the least help in school. The teacher loves them because they're low maintenance in a day full of kid that require the most attention.
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If my child were to perform at a high level academically
I wouldn’t want them ANYWHERE near children who can’t read or do math at grade level
In any setting not just at school
Being stupid is contagious when kids are young, and that’s not a risk I’m willing to take
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Dev Danger รีทวีตแล้ว
DEAR TRUMP VOTING MILITARY PARENTS: you will watch your flesh and blood return home in body bags because your bloated orange messiah got bored and war horny. When you look at their closed casket, know that YOU put your own child there. Fuck you and fuck your feelings.
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Got my Airism tees ready to wear under my jersey.
Dylan Hernández@dylanohernandez
How do you feel about this, Dodgers fans?
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For a good reason too.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
we don’t talk enough about The Harder They Fall (2021)
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Dev Danger รีทวีตแล้ว
Jay-Z = the epitome of “fake deep.” If you don’t read, you probably thought the silly shit he said was “profound” or “wise” when it really is just a slow nigga who thinks his money makes him qualified to speak. Like…most other billionaires.
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My son just ate a Costco dog "CEO Style"
No condiments. No toppings.
My Mixtapez@mymixtapez
Costco CEO is going viral for eating the legendary $1.50 hot dog, a price that’s stayed the same since ’85 “The $1.50 price will not change as long as I’m around”
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Young people don’t understand how buying a new TV used to be a huge family event in the 90s. Like you’d all go to Best Buy together and the dads would browse big screens while the kids looked at video games and CDs. Was fun.
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