evil devin (#1 mons pubis fan)

it's 2 inches and thin and i'm 4'8 btw

@agentofchaos427 Probably way worse

Do you think Andrew Tate would be nice if he came out as gay or would he be worse with a harem of twinks

@tradepartty Actually wait no, she has three infants. I feel better now

@tradepartty Probably still her😭

My younger cousin is married has a career and just had triplets. I'm laying on the couch naked immobile for 8 hours, smoking weed and eating sour patch kids.

Five Nights at Evil Devin's

I think my sinus infection has become an ear infection too A $40 co-pay can sick my dick though. I'm willing this away with pure mental fortitude

That's my emotional support Internet friend that I don't actually know all that well at all

@urmomsgyatt @agentofchaos427

@devincumguy @agentofchaos427 Who's Devin?

Do foot jobs even feel that good? I feel like it's foot freak propaganda

@agentofchaos427 @urmomsgyatt Yeah, and Devin is too. Right guys?

@urmomsgyatt @devincumguy You’re so brave

@agentofchaos427 @urmomsgyatt You are bearing witness to the two greatest minds of this age engage in an important dialogue

@urmomsgyatt @devincumguy Wow I hate this conversation

I want to get my mouth recolored too. I'm not feeling the sunset colors anymore

I need $7 million to get more

@highlibido4eva That's like a genuine display of athleticism

@irydvia In a perfect world the hazard pay is a little raspberry

@devincumguy Raspberry canes have thorns so I assume there's hazard pay

Why are raspberries so expensive. They come out of the ground??? What the FUCK I want raspberry

@highlibido4eva What is the same person administering the footjob AND blowjob?

@urmomsgyatt Exactly. I feel like you'd have to be ambidextrous but with feet for it to be any good

@devincumguy Even the best pornstars cannot for the life of them make it not look clunky

Reviving this tweet because yea

Early 2:30am bedtime tonight