Daisygreen Stenhouse

@DietJay What’s Up, Doc?

big fan of Uncut Gems and Better Call Saul, can anyone recommend other movies/TV shows where people yell "HOWARD!" a bunch?

@benjiamino how could anyone not!

happy birthday to a woman and a party that unraveled an empire

@ZeusThorstein want

@ZeusThorstein Loving how fiery you’ve been on Twitter lately

@ZeusThorstein MAKE AN APPOINTMENT NEXT TIME

@DietJay There’s Beano in the cupboard next to the kitchen sink

someone broke into my car this morning and I haven't been able to stop anxiety burping since someone please send a doctor or at least some Beano

So I was at Walmart earlier A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?” He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.” Made my week

@ZeusThorstein Nobody wants that.

HI GUYS SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS THINKS JFK AND KENNEDY WERE TWO DIFFERENT PRESIDENTS HAVE A GREAT AFTERNOON.

@ZeusThorstein this had me on the edge of my seat