canopy mutt

twitter more like in the realm of the sentences

Sometimes I look back at my childhood and yea there’s no way I was ever going to turn out normal there was just no way

got a boner when my gf punched me…

@angelemissary_ it really is all of us though, even the ones that are somewhat normal

they're not all men-ing me on a vent post can y'all stop being retarded for one second

sucks trying to get out of a hole by yourself

@elisun_ this is crazy

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@lapislagoons holy shit

this is how my grandmother came to California , she received a letter “come to California! be my wife!” and she wrote back “I’d be a fool to get on a train to California without a ring on my finger” and so he mailed her a ring and train ticket happily ever after

@angelemissary_ yeah if they just don't fucking see and don't care to learn they just behave like idiots

i think it may be impossible for men to put themselves in your shoes until you withdraw entirely im literally one of those lesson givers that goes through life alone bruh

@lapislagoons fair

you guys don’t see me as a shitposter but I am

almost 30 and joining r/laundry ama

sometimes you just have to exist long enough to find what's going to bring you back home

@lapislagoons does it say, like, "failed to post" or whatever?

wait I just looked at my drafts and it’s most of what I’ve posted in the last few days ???

@unrequiet girl they can try

@dharmapologist they gonna kill us for it

hey do you want to like never reply to each other ever

@nmpilaa i didn't wanna remember it existed

first person ever to rewatch black adam

@crybbfannypack wait is that what happens

i can’t wait to turn 33 & die next year

@ssolarism grown ass men don't play namor they play rogue

rivals is sooo much fun when there isnt a grown ass man on namor in ur ear saying gg no heals 2 minutes in

@angelemissary_ real

i think i probably don't have a soulmate but i want something that doesn't make me cry too much is all

𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭

i have this thing where i can only fill out passwords instinctually and if i stop and think about what it is i forget it immediately

"10 likes isnt a lot" imagine 10 people liking you