Diane Patching

Chums! Baby Dog here. I found a duck! I think it likes me. It’s really cheered me up after my smoke alarm trauma. Hope you’re having a lovely Sunday, my friends ❤️ 🦆❤️

@Meningioma_host Good morning Andy. A beautiful night time photo. You were right about yesterday, but not from a set piece! Liverpool isn't the team it used to be. Have a great Sunday and stay safe. ❤️🌞

Good morning everyone! 📸London last night

@Matt_Pinner B

Which one would you prefer? 💯

@ColinSpenc4257 @JessfromW Every single day 😥

Thought of The Day

@Mofoman360 Most definitely, with brown sauce

Do you like a good old bacon sandwich 🥓🥓🥓❤️❤️❤️

@AntiWokeMemes @thegingerpig A

“ISLAM is incompatible with western values and rights.” Do you agree with Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni? 🇮🇹 A. YES B. NO C. Your opinion?

@Popularpuppies3 ❤️💋❤️💋xxx

@ShaZiaX02 @CassieJack1 🤍🤍 xx

this is Hank. He saved his human from a rattlesnake. He was bit 3x on the nose. He’s my warrior, angel and protector. Leave a 🤍 to show him some love 🥹

@StandUpForTrmp @ElephantSignal 👍👍

Give me a Thumbs Up 👍🏻, If you support President Donald Trump more than ever before!!

@Matt_Pinner Most definitely 👍

Could you?

Chums! Baby Dog here. Thank you for all the lovely kind messages about Malcy’s ‘Adventure’ yesterday. I was upset by the whole thing, especially the horrible smoke alarm. Afterwards, I had some relaxing time in the garden to calm down. If you need some calm, here’s a couple of minutes of ‘Eric’s Eyelashes and Birdsong’ to help 💚

@Malcolm_theCat None of your family could stay cross with you for long darling Malcy. You’re too precious. Have a relaxing Sunday and find a sun puddle, inside preferably, to dream about your adventures yesterday. Lots of love handsome. 👍😻🐶❤️💋💤 xxx

@dianepatching Mum can’t stay cross with me for long, Diane. Our neighbours weren’t in so couldn’t help, but it was the promise of food that brought me back xx

Friends! I am officially in the Dog House. It’s been a difficult afternoon for Mum and the Teenage One, and I didn’t help matters…. The Teenage One burnt something on the cooker, and it got very smoky in the kitchen. The smoke alarm went off and Baby Dog started crying because it hurt his ears. Mum opened the kitchen window to let the smoke out, whilst trying to stop the smoke alarm going off. She was then trying to calm Baby Dog, stop the oil from smoking on the top of the cooker, and checking the Triplets were nowhere near the kitchen. Guess what I did? I’m ashamed to say I jumped out of the window. I didn’t mean to - it was instinct. Then I led Mum a ‘right merry dance’ as she put it. She ran out the front to get me, and I ran round the back and jumped the fence into the back garden. Mum ran into the garden and I jumped the fence into next door’s garden. Etc etc. Eventually Mum rattled my food bowl and I came back. I know I was very, very naughty, and I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me! 🙀 #Caturday

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Drop a ❤️, retweet, and follow me if YOU think David Lammy is a RACIST.

@blaiklockBP Don’t give up your day job!! 😂

This guy is hanging around the Westminster area. He accosted a friend who was in a pub on Monday night .

@WHLeavitt Yes - oh and give those dogs big bones and treats for their “assistance!!”

Muslim man arranges to rape 12yo British girl, but encounters her father & dogs instead. Stop Muslim rape gangs in UK: Ban Islamic immigration & deport Islamists to save Western civilization? A. Yes B. No

@DavidPoulden He needs to get his teeth fixed first!

Zack Polanski will never be Prime Minister. Drop a ❤️, retweet, and follow me if you agree.

@Neccccy Oh yes please. 👍👍👍

Do you want Trump to humiliate and embarass the life out of Starmer on the world stage?

Friends! Mum started the Big-Post-Winter-Tidy-Up in the Back Garden. It took ages to cut the long grass. When she’d finished, Baby Dog and I inspected it. He got quite excited (no surprise). There are New Buds everywhere, which is very exciting. Everything smelled amazing and I think Mum left us some treats at the end! #Caturday