The Custardonian

Ffs. I am NOT the immensely talented star of London's West End. You'll be after @dickiewooduk 😐

🙏 Unconfirmed reports indicate the second aircrew member from the USAF F-15E has been rescued alive. Awaiting confirmation. Stay connected, follow @MOSSADil.

@WessexSaint Hopefully it's a springboard for you 🤞💪.

!!! Southampton!!!

@kevinjholmes Thank you, me too 🙈.

In the eye of the storm now, fierce wind and rain. Bugger off Dave!

@Tilly_TeaCup I'm fed up with it never mind those poor little souls. Dave can beggar off now!

Any club that rounds off a game with a Doris Day classic deserves all the neutral support now #SOTARS #TMOTFAC 🏆.

They killed them 😭😭.

The 2 yellow balloons that were on the pitch together have become separated, I'm worried about them 😥 #SOTARS #TMOTFAC 🏆.

Bumped into some P47 strafing runs on YouTube. By gum it really was the A10 of its day. Those 8 .50 cals just ripped everything to shreds 😳 #WWII.

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@PetrichorFarms You're allowed 🤗.

Perhaps a little early but... cheers everybuddy 🍸.

@PaulReadGB Excellent 😃🍸🍸

@dickiewood Never too early!

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Cambridge w&nkers. #BoatRace.

Seven centuries' worth of history made available online bbc.in/4dnY9kZ

Labour Loves the Countryside. It Just Hates the People Who Run It. A woman walks into a tailor's shop in Helmsley, North Yorkshire. She loves the heather hills, she says. The wooded dales. The purple moorland stretching to the horizon. What she cannot stand is the shooting that takes place on the Glorious Twelfth. Jeremy Shaw, the tailor, has heard this before. He considers whether to explain that the heather she travelled three hours to admire exists because of the grouse moor she despises. The gamekeepers who manage the land, suppress the bracken, and keep the moorland in the condition that makes it worth visiting. The cake, in other words, was baked by the baker she came to castigate. What is worrying is that the government shares her confusion. On March 18, Labour published its Land Use Framework. Half a million acres earmarked for solar panels. Nine percent of farmland committed to rewilding. And buried on page 45, a proposal to license game bird shooting, potentially restricting pheasant and partridge releases onto estates. The trail hunting ban came first. Licensing comes next. Each measure arrives with its own rationale. Together they form a programme. Licensing does not prohibit. Bureaucracy does not ban. Smaller shoots simply cannot absorb compliance costs, fold quietly, and nobody in Whitehall answers for the consequence. A Natural England case near Helmsley shows the method. A longstanding partridge shoot was barred from releasing birds until after the season had already started. Shoot days cancelled. Revenue gone. Natural England's hands formally clean. Helmsley bucks every trend in British retail. Four pubs in the town square. A Michelin-starred inn nearby. A tailor forty years in business in what a mentor once called a dying trade. Seventy-five percent of Shaw's revenue is shooting-related. The Pheasant hotel runs at sixty percent shooting occupancy through winter. The deli sells local cheese to Norwegian and German sportsmen. Shooting contributes £3.3 billion annually to the UK economy and supports nearly 147,000 jobs. Pull the shooting thread and the weave comes apart. One Helmsley pub changed hands a few years ago. The new owners decided they wanted nothing to do with shoot trade. They lost heavily, then went back to the estates cap in hand. The market delivered the verdict that policy is not yet ready to impose openly. Licensing achieves the same result without anyone having to take responsibility. The conservation argument collapses under scrutiny. Grouse moor owners have restored 217,000 acres of upland heath in the past 25 years. The almost-extinct curlew is four times more likely to fledge on a managed grouse moor than on unmanaged moorland. The landscape that Whitehall has identified as the problem is the reason the landscape exists in the form they claim to value. When asked what economic trade-offs it had actually modelled, the government was vague. Officials said they recognised shooting's cultural importance and would work with industry toward a sustainable relationship. Starmer has been invited to visit Helmsley and see how the economy functions. He has not replied. He should go. He should meet the gamekeeper loading double guns through winter to keep the household solvent. The beaters earning seventy pounds a day. The tailor measuring 24 keepers for tweed suits stitched with Essex lining and Yorkshire zips. What rural Britain is being offered instead is a licensing regime that will first eliminate smaller shoots, then larger ones, then the hotels and tailors and pubs, until the moorland reverts to bracken and the towns that shooting sustained join the dying high streets that apparently only the countryside had managed to avoid. The heather on the North York Moors, Jeremy Shaw at Carters Country Wear, and the market town of Helmsley. All three exist because of shooting. Labour's Land Use Framework puts all three at risk.

Venus showing well tonight in the clear sky so had a squint with the binoculars. Thought I'd also bumped into that comet ☄ that's hanging around with it at the moment. Then realised it was actually a 737 headed up to Glasgow 🍸 😬.