*  𝕾𝙾͟𝙻͟𝙳͟𝙸͟𝙴͟𝚁    𝕭𝐎͟𝐘

i taught 𝐡𝐞𝐫 how to /jerk/ off. 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 that 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲. flick the 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃. how to find that 𝖒𝖆𝖓 in the canoe

doesn’t it? there’s so much you have missed. so many updates for me to give you.

damn right i do, boy scout.

fuck no, we look fucking amazin’. how do you even keep up with them?

and here i thought cat got your tongue . you looked cute when you didn't know what to say .

you may finish the sentence .

they treat us like we’re ancient. this generation is pathetic.

we were gods, ben. fucking gods. hm..

and i'm teasing you .

so ... you 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 me and my cats .

ha.. well shit. poor you.

... does that include timmy ?

everything meaning ... our vacation and the buttsex ?

that’s concerning. daddy issues?

... you did ?

hm.. your son is ….. unique.

do you only like me because of the dark hair ?

it's a wig , but thank you .

thought you liked it.