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// Hey gang! Thank you all for 10k followers! I didn’t expect this bot to get so big, but it’s time for a little pinned tweet thread and organisation: - First, if you’d like to submit a quote to the bot, you can now do so via this form, rather than DMs: forms.gle/EoiMBEAMLKJDb7…

All I ever wanted was to be there for people in the darkness, and tell them that the night can't hurt you. That the things that you're afraid of in shadow are still dangerous in the light of day, and that there is nothing in the darkness other than mystery.

I believe in you! Spring break!

Yeah, Kristen Applebees is always wearing a tie-dye shirt from a summer camp that she went to, like a religious summer camp. She has red hair, freckles, she's like, was made for camp. She walks around with her leather Bible that has her name engraved on the cover.

Okay, Mr. Sphinx? I just, I think I realized that, you know, look, I'm not the smartest guy, right? But, with enough time, I usually figure out what I need to figure out.

"Fletcher Cottonbottom's at the top of this tower. I find the will."

Parties frighten and terrify me, and the only reason I stuck around was because you were there.

I'm gonna die 'cause corn.

Choke on grapes, bitch!

And you look at Iga's chest and think about memory, and think about the past, and an idea of reckoning with but also understanding and knowing the story of where you came from, or where the people that you love came from, and what has happened in the past.

Our story begins with six freshmen on their first day of school, and the first bell's just about to ring. Without any further ado, Dimension 20 proudly presents... Fantasy High!

I can't believe I just found out my dad sank in a ship, and we're helping him flirt right now.

"Saccharina, you're an astonishing leader, but I can't be your subject. But please, I would like to be your sister."

I have a mental illness! And that's fine!

FEAR IS NOT REAL.

"I wanna... I wanna multiclass. I've been a fighter, but I know I'm a bard." "Baby boy, baby boy, you already did. You already did."

Will you be my big sister? I would really, really love to have you as a big sister.

Well, war has a funny way of making us all war guys, I suppose.

"Your daughter, Jessica, she is a bad witch. We don't ask questions about the castle. We don't ask questions about how it work. We don't go into doors in the dark. The family keeps it alive."

The thing is that I am happier than you are. You may talk like you think you know what's up, but you are so much more confused than I am. I am the truthful version of me; you are just, honestly, a poor idea of someone else.

"It's a heart attack." "No, it's all right. I think it's just strong emotional feelings."