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I’ve got cards for new houses And some for poonamis Cards for your loved ones And rain and tsunamis They’re for all occasions And mostly are blank There’s even a card for When Hamsters kick plank Quality Daftness to shove up people’s post’oles. Please RT Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

WHAT'S THE BIGGEST FUCKING FONT WE'VE GOT, LADS?

ADHD is avoiding something until the anxiety of avoiding it becomes even worse than the anxiety of doing it.

In my new coffee table book!! Now available for pre-order on Amazon a.co/d/0elom1s7

Dear old people, waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

@NoahVerrier How lovely! Congrats!

My oil paintings in a coffee table book

I think that if you’re going to write a piece in the Times urging the government to use and boost more AI, the fact that you are paid by a major AI company should be in the first sentence, or at least first paragraph. I also think that the best scenario for AI is that it destroys millions of jobs with the prosperity, dignity and community that goes with them. The worst scenario is the destruction of the human race - a fear openly expressed by an increasing number of senior and experienced AI engineers who are leaving the industry. And somewhere in between a myriad of horrors such as yet more screen learning and screen addiction for our children. But I do see that it will make rich men even richer. And that’s the most important thing of course.

I've never seen Jimmy laugh that hard 😂🤣😭

@Ginger_Tucci Not one single solitary flying fuck

Do women who swear give a fuck what men think?

The Magic Of Tony Hart

by ShouXin

An old lady who makes accessories for cats and uses her black cat as the model to sell them—this is one you just can’t help stopping for.

Kathleen Jennings

One for Galentine’s Day, Ross Poldark fans ;D (Card black for your message so can be sent for any day you need a shirtless Cornish scything studmuffin to send as happy male, er, mail) dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/441707… #mhhsbd #ukgiftam #shopindie

Crazy for your sig other? Feel like your chest might burst? Like to send a Dik pic without getting a restraining order? Naughty but niche cards to send to your other half, himself, her indoors, your main squeeze, crush. Link in alt text #mhhsbd #ValentinesDay

It’s PEAK, ah G’wan don’t be a love card grinch time…

I’m featured on @theaoi homepage today. I’ve been a member of The AOI for a while now and I’d recommend it to any illustrator.

The head office of Siemens UK is in Staines. This amuses me far more than it probably should. for a Man of my Age.