emily 🗝

I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun

when living the dream comes out i kind want to stream it to my mutuals and we can all build an island together but idk if anyone would be interested in that 🥹

Y'all ruined this trend already this is just a normal ass dude

when living the dream comes out i kind want to stream it to my mutuals and we can all build an island together but idk if anyone would be interested in that 🥹

chuu always clocking gay people on the street

somehow a twix has made it into my autosuggestions for random words like cake or french and i have no idea where it comes from

CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly? DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion? DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

I just realized that today is Neil's day...