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Why don’t Egypt simply deploy the Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From he Who is in the Water?

@kalanighost Good choice my man.

Newcastle….. We are trying a Lebanese spot that was recommended to us in Newcastle👀😋

Romelu is inevitable.

CEEFAX banned for under-34s after 6:54 PM

Same old Belgium. All the talent, no team.

@MarkHalliwell1 You're lucky you have Kane. Spain possess no such wonders.

Imagine if this was England being held 0-0 by Cape Verde...

Drinks breaks getting roundly booed everytime now. Love to see it.

Love that, Cape Verde did so well in qualifying and that is a massive result. Spain will be ok, but they need a rejig.

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🚨 Wth?! 😱 An older spectator caused a seriously dangerous incident today at #SaarlandTrofeoJuniors by trying to get a better look and entering the course with her rollator while riders were flying past at full speed! #LVMSaarlandTrofeo #Habkirchen #Saarland #Germany #Cycling

@pepsi Orally .. . . . mostly.

How do you prefer your Pepsi? can, bottle, fountain, or other

Someone please put Lee Dixon out of his fucking misery.

@premierleague 2nd, 3rd, 1st, 5th?? What the fuck?

Next season's fixtures are released this week ‼️

What Spanish strikers see vs Cape Verde.

@legsidelizzy One click is enough to do it.

If you think it won’t take the teenagers about 3.5 seconds to get round this ban you severely underestimate them.

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

@stevesanderstax @MattH1874 Can't do any w... actually....

@MattH1874 @discostoo "On my way...."

No wonder their team's in disarray. Can't be doing this. He was a decent player too.

@Ace109610 Congratulations. You may now hurricanrama the bride.

Nice to find out positive news Will Ospreay and Alex Windsor are now officially husband and wife Congratulations to the British Goats 🇬🇧

When Boston becomes Glasgow 🇺🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Saw Oliver Tree at ACL '22. He had this amazing bit where after each song, he'd say "Thank you ACL, I have one more song to play" for the entire 60-minute set. His music wasn't for everyone, but he pushed boundaries, and stuck to his creative guns. That left an impression on me well after I grew out of his music. True 1/1. RIP.